Rom-coms & yacht rock. Author of WAITING FOR TOM HANKS, NOT LIKE THE MOVIES, VERY SINCERELY YOURS, & JUST ANOTHER LOVE SONG. Up next: FAKING CHRISTMAS out 9/26!

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“I sat under a tree and waited. The woods became dark. I was afraid. Then I saw two huge eyes. It was the Old Dark Frog. He was standing near me.” “Frog,” asked Toad, “did this really happen?” “Maybe it did, and maybe it didn’t,” said Frog.
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Featuring all-time favorites from our streaming library, these are some of the most beloved films from the Criterion Channel’s first six years! 🎂criterionchannel.com/free-mo…
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Lynch on Herzog
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From now through the end of January, we’ve made the intimate documentary portrait DAVID LYNCH: THE ART LIFE free to watch—no account necessary—as part of Celebrating David Lynch collection. ❤️🎨 criterionchannel.com/david-l…
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“I want to sit with him and look up at the stars, like we used to, so long ago.”
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Evening viewing recommendation? Celebrate the artistic life and truly singular vision of the late, beloved David Lynch on @criterionchannl. Head over to Criterion 24/7, where we'll be showing a steady stream of his masterpieces starting at 6:30pm. 🖤 criterionchannel.com/videos/…
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FAKING CHRISTMAS is a Kindle Daily Deal! amazon.com/Faking-Christmas-…
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Yes, I have emphysema from my many years of smoking. I have to say that I enjoyed smoking very much, and I do love tobacco - the smell of it, lighting cigarettes on fire, smoking them - but there is a price to pay for this enjoyment, and the price for me is emphysema. I have now quit smoking for over two years. Recently I had many tests and the good news is that I am in excellent shape except for emphysema. I am filled with happiness, and I will never retire. I want you all to know that I really appreciate your concern. Love, David
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We can't stop staring at this jaw-dropping #LEGO display that popped up at Main Library 😮
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Celebrating David Lean, born on this day in 1908
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I started a project where I read at least one short story a day and keep a little list, sort of as a way to combat the amount of time I spend making fun of People magazine, and my life is already so much better.
I just read Mona Simpson's story "Lawns" for the first time, having somehow not read it in college when I would have made it my entire personality, and I guess the rest of my day is shot because it's all I'll be thinking about!
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I just read Mona Simpson's story "Lawns" for the first time, having somehow not read it in college when I would have made it my entire personality, and I guess the rest of my day is shot because it's all I'll be thinking about!
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happy 94th birthday to gene hackman, whose last on-screen appearance was his legendary 2008 cameo in ‘diners, drive-ins and dives’
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Good morning and happy birthday, Gene Hackman ☕ ✨
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Not exaggerating when I say that I think about this film, one of the weirdest movies I’ve ever seen, at least once a week. Mostly the ending, which I rewatch anytime I need a boost.
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I've seen Jonathan Glazer's The Zone Of Interest three times now, and it floors me every time. It's overpowering and all-consuming - you watch it and feel like you're going into another world. I tried to convey how it makes me feel, for @empiremagazine: empireonline.com/movies/revi…
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Love to see Oscar nomination thoughts from people who haven’t been reading Variety rankings for literal months. It’s like getting a glimpse into another (saner) world.
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Not to say there weren’t some surprises but if you’re checking Variety weekly then most of these snubs aren’t surprising. All you have to do is be an obsessive freak about something completely inconsequential 😎
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