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Eric Schulmiller retweeted
Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate.
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
As an immediate first step to Medicare for All, the new Democratic Congress must lower the Medicare eligibility age to 55, cover all kids & expand Medicare for dental, vision & hearing.
All of this can be passed with 51 votes in the Senate through reconciliation. Let’s do it.
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
The Jets offense before the 50-yard line:
1st total EPA
The Jets offense once they cross the 50-yard line:
31st total EPA
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
you should be able to hold down on the sandwich emoji and select different types of sandwiches like how you can with skin color
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
When being just and honest comes at a price, pay it. When forgiving seems like a defeat, forgive. When everyone tells you to think of yourselves first, do not be afraid to put yourselves in the last place. Be willing to give up time, money, comfort and plans to serve others. May those who see you find themselves asking: “Why do they live in this way? Where do they get this freedom? Why do they love one another so much?” #ApostolicJourney #Uruguay
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
Being Jewish is like when someone is mad at you for something you did in a dream they had.
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
Not to get too political, but do any red states have BBQ that competes with blue states?
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
Everything in my head lives there rent-free. I'm not some weird brain landlord.
I’m a Rockets fan. I promise you don’t want to keep Chuck and Hakeem around after their usefulness
Calls to Replace Jeffries and Schumer Explode After Democratic Wins trib.al/G1SVsmY
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
Texas' new attorney general Nathan Johnson has revealed that he composed the score for 67 episodes of ‘DRAGON BALL Z’ as well as 5 of the Dragon Ball movies.
(Source: variety.com/2026/artisans/ne…)
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
Hear the end of Iowa Gov. elect Rob Sand’s acceptance speech. @TheDailyIowan
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
"midriff"? heh. trust me buddy, there ain’t nothing mid about this riff *starts playing enter sandman poorly*
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
I learned about the Holocaust and I was like, that's bad. Then I learned about the Civil Rights Movement and I was like, that's good.
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
you should be allowed to see a new movie early if you’re really excited about it
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
Password must contain a symbol, a number, an emotional arc, a centralized theme, a big set piece, a male lead "struggling w/inner demons" & a strong female character.



























