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Click here & travel to the future...to this Sunday's @NYTmag & my Riff on our past's future's hold on the present: nytimes.com/2014/07/13/magaz…
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Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate.
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As an immediate first step to Medicare for All, the new Democratic Congress must lower the Medicare eligibility age to 55, cover all kids & expand Medicare for dental, vision & hearing.
All of this can be passed with 51 votes in the Senate through reconciliation. Let’s do it.
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The Jets offense before the 50-yard line:
1st total EPA
The Jets offense once they cross the 50-yard line:
31st total EPA
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you should be able to hold down on the sandwich emoji and select different types of sandwiches like how you can with skin color
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When being just and honest comes at a price, pay it. When forgiving seems like a defeat, forgive. When everyone tells you to think of yourselves first, do not be afraid to put yourselves in the last place. Be willing to give up time, money, comfort and plans to serve others. May those who see you find themselves asking: “Why do they live in this way? Where do they get this freedom? Why do they love one another so much?” #ApostolicJourney #Uruguay
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Being Jewish is like when someone is mad at you for something you did in a dream they had.
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Everything in my head lives there rent-free. I'm not some weird brain landlord.
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I’m a Rockets fan. I promise you don’t want to keep Chuck and Hakeem around after their usefulness
Calls to Replace Jeffries and Schumer Explode After Democratic Wins trib.al/G1SVsmY
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Texas' new attorney general Nathan Johnson has revealed that he composed the score for 67 episodes of ‘DRAGON BALL Z’ as well as 5 of the Dragon Ball movies.
(Source: variety.com/2026/artisans/ne…)
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Hear the end of Iowa Gov. elect Rob Sand’s acceptance speech. @TheDailyIowan
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"midriff"? heh. trust me buddy, there ain’t nothing mid about this riff *starts playing enter sandman poorly*
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I learned about the Holocaust and I was like, that's bad. Then I learned about the Civil Rights Movement and I was like, that's good.
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you should be allowed to see a new movie early if you’re really excited about it