I taught my manager 🫠 and she tells me when to put gifs in group chats when she wants to be seen as the serious one.

Why can the form be available on the website and submittable securely and calls from you to the customer on receipt and assessment of the form? It's making things too difficult in a stressful situation.

They're unable to get to a branch also. If this is the stance, you need to make all staff answering the phone know so, I was told that if he granted authority to speak to me within secure mail, I would be called to obtain the form required on his behalf. That's all it is, a form.

I think it's your exposed wrists tbh. Wrists are too sexy for the office. Tone it down sis!

@ASBBank do any humans with reading comprehension respond to queries thru Secure Mail? I have a friend who is unable to make or receive calls on his phone & every response is "call 0800". He gave my # & authorised for me to discuss but no call. You won't let me call you first 🤦🏼‍♀️

You reckon?

Why the heck do we need our batters on the mic while they're on the pitch. Dafaq.

@BNZ when will you have transaction exports fixed?

I'm so sorry you have had to do this, but I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for calling in for the welfare check. My sister passed earlier this year, but family still holds the guilt that we weren't the one to call that check in, we should've noticed her absence.

Is it dog sitting, or supervising a doggy play date if there's your own dog and another that's been dumped at your door for the day while the men do "men stuff"?

Not even summer yet and already a week after sticky tar day. Is it global warming, or road works are meant to survive six months only now.

Give me examples for 1000 FTE and 6000 FTE

Okay so how many direct reports is your ideal?

I work for a different Ministry of No Christmas, and my boss and my boss's boss are pretty cool. My boss's boss's boss is cool too. It was above them it started to get iffy. FWIW, MBIE got more pp for Xmas than we did before it was taken away.

Whoah! I live in a large turn of the century 4 bedroom very drafty villa and you can see when we had the fireplace reinstated around June and turned off the heaters. Feb was when we had the spa plugged in all month.

Today is my dad's birthday, the 1st since he passed. I'm sad I can't be with family this w/end, and as life is too busy I can't even enjoy his favourite treats today as a remembrance. So if you get the chance to eat lolly cake, or great quality licorice today, have a bite for me!

Never had to queue for more than 2 minutes voting before. Is this a sign of greater voter turnout, or just a lack of voting places in town? Apparently this queue is shorter than the other place, I hate to think!

We already can't get appointments at our provincial town's only medical centre. They've recently had to stop operating their Sunday walk in triage clinic because staff shortages, and the triage clinic is 90% staffed by rotated rosterd city staff because of the lack of local staff

@WakaKotahiAkNth can I have details on the policies etc on traffic management and other contractors using private driveways for parking and storage of equipment? I would like to read the guidelines etc before getting a bee in my bonnet 🙂

I went to the office for the first time in ages (probably the second time in 7 weeks?) And though I hid in the shush seats, I didn't cry when people asked how I was coping in the break room and around the office. Grief is tough but I'm getting through and that's all I need to do.