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27 years here and no longer trying to escape the vortex.

 Denton, TX
Joined March 2010
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I'm on the last episode of this season of Great British Bake Off and they are baking things I can no longer comprehend.
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Next to the Alamo, Perot Museum, and the Capital State Building, our very own Little Chapel in the Woods was listed in the top 12 most significant architectural buildings in Texas! curbed.com/2017/12/12/166660…
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birq@birq6 Nov 2017
Campers should take matches with them in case a forest fire breaks out. xitter.cf/goangelo/status/927293…
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TX Attorney General on Fox News says only way to stop mass shootings like this is for more people to bring their guns to church with them.
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Jonah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch24 Oct 2017
His passion for the Constitution is like Buffalo Bill’s passion for women in Silence of the Lambs. xitter.cf/urbanachievr/status/92…
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Deadspin@Deadspin26 Sep 2017
Dallas sportscaster on NFL players taking a knee: "All of us should protest how black Americans are treated" deadsp.in/GVlrl0m
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The white is dork and full of terrors
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Hobby Lobby's robby hobby: Hammurabi
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NPR
@NPR18 Jun 2017
The wedding we attended was beautiful. Even the cake was in tiers.
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Shahak Shapira@ShahakShapira22 May 2017
I PHOTOSHOPPED SARUMAN INTO TRUMP'S ORB PICTURE AND IT'S NOT EVEN WEIRD
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Ꭺhm🐉@Ahm7629 Apr 2017
beady eyes, in a scrote, is it angry, no one knows, frowny taint, ain't he quaint with his sullen surly gaze,
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Josh Johnson@JoshtheSandwich6 Feb 2017
So I guess the Patriots are going to have the usual white ass Boston parade where they're showered in mayo and Crosby Stills & Nash CDs
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The proposed tax freeze for city seniors is a permanent tax increase on everyone else. Vote no in May. shar.es/1OoSre via @dentonrc
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NOT A WOLF@SICKOFWOLVES6 Dec 2016
I LOVE OFFICE CULTURE WE SHOULD TOUCH BASE I WILL LOOP YOU IN LET US CIRCLE BACK I EAT BONES SYNERGY WHAT DID I JUST SAY EVEN
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Bigly Chew. The bubblegum with that deplorable flavor you've learned to savor.
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Roger's generation fought in Germany and Japan. My generation in Korea. This generation answers to a fucking landlord with baby hands
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Josh Johnson@JoshtheSandwich31 Aug 2016
Starting a group for 30-45 year old suburban moms who love Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Callin it "Slay at Home Moms"
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Voto para Clintoño por que esta not perfecto, pero at leasto not el orange Chupacabra.
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Trump. We used to scream in such terror. Such terror. Now we never scream folks. With me we'll scream again folks. And we'll say Christmas.
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Ross Douthat
@Douthat6022 Jul 2016
Marine est arrivee!
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(Interview to be a hot dog vendor at a baseball park) INTERVIEWER: how loud can you yell 'hot dogs'? ME: (eyes go completely black) HOT DOGS
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