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Senile Don Draper

@SenileDonDraper

Parity account. 92 years old and still the top pitchman in the business. 93 years old. top pitchman. i spilled scotch on me.

 Pillow Fort, White House
Joined October 2011
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I will make America both great-tasting and less-filling again. #Draper2016
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There’s something happening here. What it is ain’t exactly beer. Coors.
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Ponderosa Steakhouse. It’s inside you now.
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X. Is this porno? Squinting at the app I can’t tell but if I don’t see some skin in about 15 seconds this phone is going right out the window
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X. The company you trust to do whatever it is we say we do.
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Let me give you a picture. Imagine the sound of being castrated by your own zipper. That's the manly sound of X.
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I don't care if it's early. Musk keeps the lights on. Let's get this pitch session going. X. It's for assholes. Peggy, why is my coffee untainted by vodka
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You can’t sell a white checkmark for eight dollars. You have to make them think it’s blue first.
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Everybody Hertz.
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I write stuff. Some thousands of people like it, it seems. You might like it, too. Pay whatever you want down to $0. (Discounts in the linked page.) The paid member's version of The Reframe is the same as the unpaid version. So why pay? Glad you asked. armoxon.substack.com/about
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Look. I’m all for diversification. But how many kinds of goddamn Oreos do you people need?
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Nonplussed Cucumber Water. It's Fulsome!
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Twitter. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
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Peggy where in the horse milky FUCK did my verified blue checky go.
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In my day you didn’t need a blue checkmark to prove you were a man. There was only one “verified” badge that mattered: a liver the size of a school bus.
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Taco Bell’s Cannon. Your move, Chipotle.
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DraftKings. They said gambling couldn't be made sadder than fantasy sports. We got out the welding torch.
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Don't tell me it can't be sadder, Peggy. Sadder is what paid for my sixth wife's fourth beach house.
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The strong survive. The weak are forgotten. What you do today will echo in eternity. Great deals on TVs at Best Buy.
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Cancer doesn't kill people. People kill people. Dow Chemical.
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If you find yourself in an @Applebees, you have the right to ask if you are being detained or if you are free to go.
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