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Denton Observer

@dentonobserver

27 years here and no longer trying to escape the vortex.

 Denton, TX
Joined March 2010
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Holy shit. I See Dead People grew up and moved to Denton.
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Apparently this is what hit our neighborhood tonight. We and our house are okay, but our neighbors were not all so lucky.
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Does Hallmark have a card for “I’m sorry my dog peed on your sandaled feet?”
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An actual real thing that happened tonight at @HarvestHouseDTX: “Hey mister, can I motorboat your dog?”
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Okay, @Old97s doing Driver 8.
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This @Old97s cover band is suspiciously spot-on.
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Pretty cool seeing The Deathray Davies again after all these years.
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Look, I just want it. spinn.com/?utm_source=facebo…
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Happiness is wandering into @HarvestHouseDTX just in time for Bible Belt. @spookyfolk
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What the actual fuck? xitter.cf/dallasnews/status/9614…
Dallas Morning News (@dallasnews) profile pictureDallas Morning News
@dallasnews8 Feb 2018
Woman alleges Dallas VA released dad with infected baseball-size sores days before his death dallasnews.com/news/courts/2…
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I can't believe "taxidermied goat head" isn't trending. dentonrc.com/news/denton-cou…
NO IT DOES NOT xitter.cf/seriouseats/status/959…
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My emotional support animal is a swarm of angry wasps.
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If by “major event” he means impeachment or resignation, he’s right.
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When is Hanabi Ramen going to open? I want ramen. #ramen
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Also, the secret to tadpoles.
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I’ve just learned that a “comfort lemur” is a thing you can bring on a plane with you. I also have a great idea for what to call my Belle & Sebastian cover band.
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Not a hedgehog, @instagram. Also, why do you think I like hedgehogs?
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This is excellent. xitter.cf/drunkhistory/status/95…
Drunk History (@drunkhistory) profile pictureDrunk History
@drunkhistory24 Jan 2018
.@TiffanyHaddish rings in the #DrunkHistory season premiere, starting now.
It me. xitter.cf/theonion/status/954933…
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@TheOnion21 Jan 2018
Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party trib.al/YNZwBWX
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Love is a debate over whose copper-polishing technique is better, apparently.
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