@michael_raphone

sexually handsome and good at dancing

michael-raphone.tumblr.com/
Joined January 2010
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NEIGHBOUR: Michael, how's your obese dog? ME (setting my hedge trimmers down): my obese dog is fine thanks, he's indoors watching television
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soda@hlsslngfaunaJun 19
conspiracy theory about how in an episode of seinfeld you can hear jason alexander laughing from the live studio audience during a scene which features george
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walker@walkercaplJan 10
(Loudly, to entire party) A tube has never delighted me (Remembering the fish tube which launched fish through the air at previously unseen speeds) I have to go now my friend is sick
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ringworm@prawn_meat25 Nov 2025
keep honking... i'm clonking!
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respectful huff@alexqarbuckle6 Sep 2025
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respectful huff@alexqarbuckle5 Apr 2025
Me and the boys are gonna intubate each other later if you wanna come thru
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dave (dave)@rhinotary4 Apr 2025
bro just acknowledge your malfeasance and we can move on..
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Montessori Boy@montessoriboy11 Feb 2025
Backflips
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ringworm@prawn_meat23 Dec 2024
(hanging out with my buddy scrooge while he goes off about christmas) haha dude. you are such a grinch
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ringworm@prawn_meat12 Oct 2024
hey dude my buddy just decreed a stately pleasure dome. thinking of hitting it up. in xanadu yeah
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Smooth Dunk@SmoothDunk13 Aug 2024
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Will Sloan@WillSloanEsq9 Aug 2024
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Computer. Voodoo Ranger Juice Force IPA. Hot.
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Jeremy Corbyn
@jeremycorbyn4 Jul 2024
Just voted for the independent candidate in Islington North. I heard he’s alright.
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Ethan Booker@Ethan_Booker21 Jun 2024
“You believe this? Flying babies.”
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rob delaney
@robdelaney14 Jun 2024
This is - genuinely - all I need to see. @TheGreenParty is the only major party telling the truth that THE MONEY IS THERE to fix what ails the UK. I am enraged by anyone pretending otherwise. greenparty.org.uk/
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regular sized ackman@pleas4nt4 Jun 2024
To me, all snowmen are abominable. Man's image is sacred
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h@ipodmacbook31 Jan 2024
doing dishes and had the thought “the sink helps you with water”. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there’s no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell
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jz2@mixedgrass66627 Jan 2024
I deserve a beautiful lunch. A ham sandwich on a crusty roll with hot pepper jam, provolone and arugula. And I want it to cost $18
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