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I am the sterling silver ladle of justice

Joined August 2010
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Then the banks made laws so it has to be sold at "market price" so families and communities can't do this anymore.
A penny auction at a foreclosed farm in the 1930s. During the Great Depression, neighbors would show up, hang nooses to warn off outside bidders, buy the farm back for a few cents, and return it to the family who lost it.
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The plan: Instead of giving Knicks employees championship rings, use them as a lure to see who needs mandatory cybersecurity training
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You Can Draw Anything
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This weekend I'm hosting a wagecel dinner in SF. 15 of the most mediocre mid-level employees at so-so companies, all gathered in one place for one night, breaking bread with each other. No networking, just real conversation and vibes. Only a few spots left. DMs open.
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I believe Theranos 2.0 will be different. They are using lasers, they are looking into the various Chemistries. Theranos 2.0: this time it’s lasers.
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay
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Parents who give their kid a gun that’s then used in a school shooting need to go to prison for life.
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"any wokies in the crowd tonight? well guess what, buster. you're in the wrong damn place if you expect any content with any meaning whatsoever. we here in Metallica don't stand for SHIT!! here's another song about being chased by a monster, sung in an 'evil' voice. I'm 67"
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Dear metalheads, Your apathy and nihilism in times like these isn't rebellion, it's just cowardice, spinelessness and compliance with the oppressors. Sincerely, A fellow metalhead.
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Perfection. No notes
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The American phenomenon of cops fainting when they see fentanyl seems to have ended.
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This guy is the CEO of Flock He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like PLEASE do NOT share his photo!
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Shout out to Jose Canseco for dragging this guy in the first time in 25 years that I’ve had reason to remember that he existed.
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It’s crazy that It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia was normalizing anti-Zionism 20 years ago
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Everyone: wow Nathan Fielder taking on Elizabeth Holmes holy shit Me: still not over whatever was going between these two
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This won’t be allowed to stay up for long. So watch while you can. It’s absolutely absurd and control over freedoms of speech.
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i'm back on the job market again - golang - mid level role - location flexible ⏰ pls rt for help ⏰
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Governor Newsom has allowed for the fast-tracking of a new pier and ferry terminal in Berkeley, which would support electric-powered vessels serving San Francisco and potentially Larkspur, as residents voice concerns about the project. buff.ly/mWzDmZe
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