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@brendanklein

father • husband • surfer • runner • cyclist • stone brewing employee of the year

 California, USA
Joined May 2008
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outrage media is destroying our humanity - turn it off and tell somebody you love them
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my friend had a sign that just said “fuck racism” and this woman at the stoplight yelled “put your sign down! my child is in the car and i teach her to love everyone!” uh yeah, that’s what fuck racism means
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moms text like they’re on cocaine and dads text like they haven’t figured out a phone yet
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SANTA CLAUS: Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! ME: ok boomer
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home malone
Image from nelly courtado (@courteroy)
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I'm absolutely crying at this. Sound on.
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I walked into a local coffee shop and said cold brew and iced coffee are the same thing. A guy named Ezra hit me with a vinyl record. A girl in an ironic tshirt threw an avocado at me. 2 baristas threw up.
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His name is Nathan Phillips. A Vietnam veteran. Here he speaks about the incident. “I wish I could see that energy, of that mass of young men, making this country really, really, great... Helping those that are hungry.” Video Via @LeMeTellUSumtin
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I hope they cast a black Superman. It would nice for a brotha to finally be faster than a speeding bullet.
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Monday Mood: "Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three — and paradise is when you have none." — Doug Larson
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Things a president could tweet at 6 am on Nov 22: 🔲remembrance of JFK 🔲relief for survivors of crashed Navy plane 🔲expression of Thanksgiving 🔲nothing ✔️escalations of personal feuds unrelated to office
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Sorry I was led to believe that trans people were so skilled in combat that I should fear being alone in a bathroom with them
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a sexual predator, a bigot, and a moron walk into a bar The bartender says: WATCH YOUR HEAD MR PRESIDENT
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Fireworks are illegal in my state so I'm buying my family a bunch of guns to shoot off on the 4th of July.
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America: where 2 men holding hands have less rights than 2 men holding assault rifles
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Ted Cruz sits in a closet alone making two Barbies kiss. "I will ban this when I'm the President," he whispers. "I will ban this so hard."
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Wanna get folks outta that building in Oregon real fast? Have a black family move in next door.
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IKEA recalled a dresser bc it could possibly tip over & hurt someone, but yeah, lets give guns a few 100 more chances before we do anything.
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Don't pray for Paris. Fight against hateful, oppressive religious ideology.
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Maybe @realDonaldTrump can promise to build a wall between church and state. That would be pretty useful.
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