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father • husband • surfer • runner • cyclist • stone brewing employee of the year

California, USA
Joined May 2008
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happy 26th birthday to my 1st or sometimes 2nd favorite @blink182 record. (depends on my mood)
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baba-booey
“I love the different sounds of the gift of Tongues.”
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THE INJUSTICE! Get this poor dog a puppicino!
This is Walter. His day is not going as planned. Refuses to suffer in silence. 13/10
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excuse me sir, i mustache you a question.
This is Walter. You just threw bubbles at him and he cannot fathom where you got the audacity. 12/10
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having dinner at the same restaurant as @tonyhawk and i really hope he doesn’t come into the bathroom rn.
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the mark, josh and susan show. this is a very niche tweet.
can someone with rad editing skills please mash up @thekillers mr. briteside synced with video of @JerrySeinfeld stand up footage?
TIL that if you ask siri to play “happy holidays, you bastard” by @blink182 she’ll censor bastard with an audible “bleep” while repeating back to you that she is about to play the song. enjoy.
rad to see the @joshuavides bass make an appearance in the new @blink182 video. 👀
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all watermelon sour patch kids > regular sour patch kids. i’ll die on this hill.
i’m in. i bet it’s total trash, but i’m in.
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that’s a @jonahmbayer level pun right there. dang!
Guess what? @LauraJaneGrace @landeyolande @MobinaGalore are poutine on a rock show.
i stand with @tourmanagergus
He’s a 10 but he thinks The Beatles started pop punk
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know what’s a great place for a TV controller? in the armrest of a chair on the plane. absolutely no way you’d ever mistakenly change the channel, blow out your ear drums or change the brightness on the screen. no way. never. i’m looking at you @jetblue
someone please fix @instagram before i lose my goddamn mind.
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the 1900’s?!
"Technically the Matrix is rated R, but it's from the 1900s so that's like a modern PG-13" - this 11 year old kid next to me on the plane making me feel old as dirt
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today i learned ian mackaye is 60. i mean i knew it would happen eventually, but jeez.
hey @fterschoolradio i think this would be a fun panel read on the next episode. just an idea.
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
3/4 not bad! @Interruptweets
Replying to @Interruptweets
Punk Rock Icon: tim (duh) 2-Tone Legend: terry hall So-Cal Ska vocalists: hepcat London punky reggae group: the skints
could’ve ended that sentence at “sing”.
Replying to @briankeithdiaz
For real, does anyone in their right mind want to go pay to see Vince Neil sing without assistance?
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