happy 26th birthday to my 1st or sometimes 2nd favorite @blink182 record. (depends on my mood)
excuse me sir, i mustache you a question.
This is Walter. You just threw bubbles at him and he cannot fathom where you got the audacity. 12/10

ALT a tan and white corgi perches his front paws on the ledge of a bathtub. a quarter of the frame is taken up with a tower of bubbles, seen from within the tub. the corgi’s ears are back, his eyes and mouth open in an expression of shock. a glob of the bubbles is on the corgi’s snout, where they have covered his black nose and formed something resembling a handlebar moustache on either side of his face.
having dinner at the same restaurant as @tonyhawk and i really hope he doesn’t come into the bathroom rn.
can someone with rad editing skills please mash up @thekillers mr. briteside synced with video of @JerrySeinfeld stand up footage?
TIL that if you ask siri to play “happy holidays, you bastard” by @blink182 she’ll censor bastard with an audible “bleep” while repeating back to you that she is about to play the song. enjoy.
rad to see the @joshuavides bass make an appearance in the new @blink182 video. 👀
i’m in. i bet it’s total trash, but i’m in.
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that’s a @jonahmbayer level pun right there. dang!
Guess what? @LauraJaneGrace @landeyolande @MobinaGalore are poutine on a rock show.
i stand with @tourmanagergus
know what’s a great place for a TV controller? in the armrest of a chair on the plane. absolutely no way you’d ever mistakenly change the channel, blow out your ear drums or change the brightness on the screen. no way. never. i’m looking at you @jetblue
hey @fterschoolradio i think this would be a fun panel read on the next episode. just an idea.
3/4 not bad! @Interruptweets
Replying to @Interruptweets
Punk Rock Icon: tim (duh)
2-Tone Legend: terry hall
So-Cal Ska vocalists: hepcat
London punky reggae group: the skints
could’ve ended that sentence at “sing”.
Replying to @briankeithdiaz
For real, does anyone in their right mind want to go pay to see Vince Neil sing without assistance?












