@jmsclee

@ABC Trees & Beans Reporter

Joined February 2009
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Replying to @joelgolby
Watching Bojack Horseman makes you a furry
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Have the English considered being good at football?
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england fans.... some of the most mean spirited cunts alive.... able to dredge up "this run made me feel, for one brief moment in my otherwise miserable existence, not mentally ill" and you have to be kind to them. an amazing strategy you have to admit
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It's simply to announce that I've adopted these kittens to replace Jan the Marmoset. Cheers, same time next year. xitter.cf/granitetide/status/156…
GT 🐀@granitetide5 Sep 2022
looking forward to seeing what @jmsclee's annual tweet is gonna be this year
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Yet again I was ahead of my time!
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Anyway just came back for like two hours to post this. See ya
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seriously mate no joking please just don't lead again politics not suited to u pal your crap no hard feelings just not worked out @ labour xitter.cf/Keir_Starmer/status/12…
Keir Starmer
@Keir_Starmer5 May 2020
We want to support the Government to get this right and that is why we need a national consensus on what happens next.
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Replying to @jmsclee
rest in power king
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Profoundly moved by the Life and Times of Barlow the Bat lads xitter.cf/lizardschwartz/status/…
Amy W Schwartz@lizardschwartz5 Apr 2020
I wish I didn't have to post this, but I thought you all should know. I went to do the usual check on the bats this afternoon and Barlow had sadly died in his sleep... 😭 I hope he brought you as much joy and interest in bats through his antics as he did for me. 🦇💜
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He died as he lived: cuddled up to the bros xitter.cf/lizardschwartz/status/…
Amy W Schwartz@lizardschwartz5 Apr 2020
Replying to @lizardschwartz
He was just roosting in his normal place on the heat mat with Gordon cuddled up to him 😭 we buried him in the garden. That little bat had a lot of my heart.
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Lads. Sorry I was away. Have I missed anything
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So what they sayin this thing is like a virus or something or what
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Smoking 10 pounds of Spice and going to the Stop Brexit Rally on January 31st like a normal person
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Tfw you're a member of the Conservative Party xitter.cf/Layo_GP/status/1223253…
Leo Gibbons@Layo_FH31 Jan 2020
If you’re giving money to homeless people on the train you’re not helping them. Even by giving them food you can encourage them away from seeking out services that can actually help them. When will people learn.
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Me exactly one week before I came back to Twitter to retweet a picture of a lemur at TGI Fridays xitter.cf/JolyonMaugham/status/1…
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At the time when most Labour MPs were set on ‘destroying Corbyn as a man’, and he still ignored them and went out into a booing parliament to formally apologise to the Iraqi people and British servicemen for the Iraq War
Tides of History@labour_history29 Dec 2019
My Labour moment of the decade is __________________ ❓
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Smoking 10 pounds of Spice and going to the Stop Brexit Rally on January 31st like a normal person
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Nobody's trying to make themselves feel better. They're just correctly observing that your own politics crashed even harder than ours, and therefore we should think twice before adopting it.
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Have been on a coach for 5 hours lads and I'm sorry to say that the sooner the oceans swallow the earth the better
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Really fucking hate this tbh. Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer we use to crush our enemies. xitter.cf/spagbolsh…
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What a life Jon. Rolling from panel show to panel show, town to town, doing the same joke again and again about how his wife doesn't know how to load the dishwasher. Successfully monetizing his tedious, dog shit personality for a career in showbiz. Don't knock it, I wish I could.
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