@beansie32
Joined January 2012
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Omg I love my new snake skin gloves, oh wait that’s just my new hand skin washing them 17,000 times a day.
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legs are so weird. they’re just these long dangly things attached to our body that just take us places.
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shakespeare wishes he wrote something that slapped this hard
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this is how ice cream sandwiches are made. still hungry?
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Girls will really hear their car making a weird noise and be like hmm that’s odd lol let me just turn up my music – at Colleyville, TX
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how to tell if a guy fucking sucks: he is offended by the new gillette ad
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I can remember last year like it was yesterday.
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i forgot to tell the human. what i wanted for christmas. but that’s okay. it’s hard to wrap a hug
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“Are you free later?” Hmmmm let’s see.. 4:00 - wallow in self pity 4:30 - stare into the abyss 5:00 - solve world hunger, tell NO ONE 6:30 - dinner with me, I can’t cancel that again! Sorry I’m booked.
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imagine you’re a moth and your single day of existence was spent being in lord of the rings
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Guy Fieri didn’t struggle for years just to have people wear flame tees ‘ironically’.
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I watched rugrats in Paris on a orange VHS tape – at San Diego, CA
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Angela
Netflix Life@NetflixLifee31 Jul 2018
Which character from The Office are you?
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I get so annoyed when people don’t bring a purse and you do and people ask you to put all their stuff in your purse. Bitch, I brought this purse for my stuff, not your stuff.
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Sometimes nursing is this profound and incredible experience where you get to connect and care for others... ...and sometimes it’s finding a packet of hotsauce under a pannus.
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"I don't know, sometimes I just wish there was a room you could sit in that made breathing harder." - inventor of the sauna
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Someone sent me this!
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