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The Common Man retweeted
But thank god we banned drag in Tennessee to protect our children!!!
BREAKING: Three children and three staff members were killed at a private Christian school in Nashville by a female shooter, authorities said. The suspect, who had multiple weapons, also died after being shot by police. bit.ly/3ZhgMw9
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My 91 year old grandpa hasn鈥檛 lost his touch 馃嵒
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This bears defense is FILTHY. Super Bowl champs. Calling it now
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Chicago Bears!! 馃張 馃惢 馃槒 #BearDown
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You ever just put your foot on the dashboard
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*puts dollar I received from the tooth fairy last night in my savings*
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It鈥檚 official! I鈥檓 running for President for the 2020 campaign and my slogan is: pockets for woman鈥檚 clothing
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Why go to a bar that charges me $8.50 for a vodka cranberry when I can sit on my couch with a seltzer water for free 馃槑
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You鈥檙e telling me that female isn鈥檛 pronounced the same as tamale?
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You ever just pay rent?
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I need someone to talk to
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When you鈥檙e at the bar with your friends and your DD is taking shots
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Anybody know how much ass reduction surgery costs? I鈥檓 too thicc 馃崙
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If we went to junior high together don鈥檛 try talking to me. You didn鈥檛 write H.A.G.S in my yearbook I don鈥檛 owe you anything
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Why get one dog when you could get 12?
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My 92 year old grandpa wanted to be a DJ
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Ugh damnit
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Just found out I have to work to make money
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