@themitchellford

Galatians 2:20. idc what u think of me my grandma thinks I’m awesome

 Dallas, TX
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Joined June 2012
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Billy, this is Luka Doncic. He is a top 5 player in the NBA and can be an all time great. His defect is that he gets a little chunky sometimes. This guy should cost us our entire roster and 10 firsts, but we can get him for just Anthony Davis.
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We were right about the lab leak. We were right about natural immunity. We were right about masks. We were right about lockdowns. We were right about the vaccines. We were right about boosters. We were right about them faking COVID numbers. We were right about the deadly hospital protocol. We were right about ivermectin. We were right about evil Dr. Fauci. We were right about the evil WHO. We were right about it being a world power grab. Guess who was wrong about everything? Yep 👉 the government sheep "TrUsT tHe sCieNCe" cult.
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Grammas always be hyping u up for absolutely no reason thank u gramma
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I’m not gonna be one of those “I told you so” people about the vaccine. I’m just glad I never got it and will continue to pray for the health of those who did
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Girls will really drink 2000mg of coffee, eat nothing but a pop tart, and take 3 sips of water all day and then wonder why they don’t feel good and have a headache all the time
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One of my coworkers told me I would be a 10 if I was 6 foot and I’m pretty sure she thought it was a compliment how’s ur day going?
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Just lookin for someone that stays in the gym and in the Word ya feel me
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If gas gets any higher imma start venmo requesting all y’all who voted for Biden smh this is ridiculous
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The other day my Meemaw asked me when I was gonna get married and I sarcastically replied “you know, Paul never got married🤷🏼‍♂️” And she goes “yeah and he was beheaded” Well played Meemaw, well played
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These gas prices really got me contemplating joining Shell rewards to save 5 whole cents a gallon lmao
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When Parker McCollum said “what in the hell does a man have to do to be loved by you” I felt tbat
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God bless @elonmusk
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I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means
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If Elon buys twitter I might consider getting back on. Would be nice to see free speech make a comeback
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Replying to @elonmusk @WSJ
@WSJ
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Being 30 is just longer hangovers and different body parts hurting for no reason
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Not disappointed by the football this Sunday
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Call me old fashioned but I’m really not a fan of how the show YOU completely normalizes cheating and open marriages
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