
Tweeter of car crash copywriting and advertising fails. Bit of a pedant. Hobbies include tutting loudly & shaking head in disapproval. Run by @HalfLifeWriter
Bristol, England
Joined October 2016
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Told you I was God’s gift.
“One creative director told me, “Any intelligent person can be taught to be an account executive. Only God can make a copywriter.””
@ValGravesBook
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Hey Santa, pop the @Specsavers copywriter/s on the Nice list
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This is erotica.
Stephen Pinker on the need to get rid of “globs of verbal fat” from our writing
HT @greatorexbt
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My back after carrying the weight of being the funniest creative in the department
Not bad copy, just a hilarious hiccup. The world forgives you @VikkiRossWrites 💕
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We have another ‘The Dress’ situation - what colour is this jumpsuit?? 😱 right answer gets a sticker..
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Last night my friends threw another party where everyone had to prepare a 3 minute lecture on something they were passionate about.
I continued my streak of winning best presentation.
Fucking grim.
High five to Vinehall School for the most cringeworthy school ad I'm ever likely to see.
'Your mug of a dad drives a Volvo *smug muttering*... but our head drives a Jaaaaag. You might buy your pathetic Dad a Jaaag one day... come to our school"
Truly Weird.
@VinehallSchool
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‘Want to see to my white bits?’ Norfolk agency sparks fury with ‘outrageous sexist‘ advert eveningnews24.co.uk/sexist-a…
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Err, we what now, @VillageRawMag?! – at Paddington, London































