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Developer of Telly Shows. Haver of Opinions. Unhappy in both planes and boats.

London, UK
Joined November 2010
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Dear @kent_police Just a reminder what should apparently happen when you make plans to block key infrastructure. Goose/gander etc BBC News - Just Stop Oil protesters jailed after M25 blocked bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c880…
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Israel is starving NICU babies. Not by mistake—by policy. The milk is gone. Mothers starving too. When Israel says it’s defending itself and the EU and US echo it this is what they mean. No other regime is committing cruelty like this. Starving infants. Deliberately.
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Burp Reynolds retweeted
Get him more ket
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Bye twitter. Can't be part of this nonsense anymore. Digital detox sorely needed. What an utterly awful day for decency and kindness.
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If you think this is bad, my toddler has just woken up at 3:45am wide awake and chatting a load of spooky shit about there being a load of chickens in his bedroom. Fuck today.
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If anyone thinks I'm separating my recycling after this they've got another thing coming. Absolutely piss all point.
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Badenoch unveils new shadow cabinet.
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i recommend not wearing vests in the same color as your face
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Without googling... There's a single album out there with some wild 'featuring' performances. Including... - Kenny Rogers - Whitney Houston - Mary J Blige - Youssou N'Dour - Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson - Earth, Wind, and Fire Anyone know the album?
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BAHAHAHA... ITS JENRICK AND BADENOCH LEFT. FUCKING HELL. WHAT A 🤣
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Newspapers copy editors all over the world playing chicken over who's going with the Milton/Paradise Lost headline first.
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I can't believe its been 24 years. I remember this so vividly. I was traumatised by this at the time and, as a new father, I'm even more traumatised now. Imagine, just imagine, hiding behind a tiny wall, shielding your child for dear life, while for 40 minutes soldiers shoot to kill you both, finally killing your child with a bullet to the stomach, as you sit there, helpless, holding your bleeding, dying child, knowing that could do nothing to protect them and knowing that you can do nothing to save them. Knowing they're gone forever and that you must bear that pain for the rest of your days. The man lived on.... only to lose his other son and brothers in an Israeli air strike in Gaza recently. The man is Jamal al-Durrah. His son was Muhammad al-Durrah. Know their names. Israel have cultivated an environment where only blood, war and vengeance can prevail. Israel is not a nation of peace. Not for its own people, not for its neighbours and not for the people they subjugate and oppress on their own land.
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How can Johnson have written a fucking memoir when he couldn't remember anything at the COVID enquiry Has his memory suddenly returned?
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Currently at the JD Vance debate prep session.
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Has anyone checked if Badenoch ever had a traumatic brain injury? Genuinely don't think she's all there upstairs.
NEW - Kemi Badenoch tells Times Radio that maternity pay has "gone too far." “We need to have more personal responsibility. There was a time when there wasn’t any maternity pay and people were having more babies.”
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Groomed a teenager. Have a fucking series. The absolute state of it all.
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Just you wait.. the things am gonna do to you!
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In case you ever need to explain why counter-protests are effective...
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Walthamstow would appear not to like the cut of Farage’s jib.
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From his pal with the brown shoes and black suit, to the fact the security tried desperately not to be filmed... This is the weakest loser shit I've ever seen. This is like an arrogant rude kid waggling his micropenis around at camp without realising it's a micropenis. @JDVance
JD Vance is too busy talking to the reporters who are there for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz to show up on time to his little warehouse rally in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. Someone should ask him why he’s being a creepy stalker.
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