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Senior Copywriter in the streets, crying in my bedsheets 👁👄👁💧she/her

Bristol, England
Joined September 2016
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Blows my mind that people hire ‘creatives’ then stick them in a lifeless office, make them work 9-5, invite them to Microsoft Teams calls throughout the day, remind them to move their Jira tickets along a Kanban board, and not to forget their timesheets. Creatives. 😂
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Wake up babe! A new insane agency job description just dropped!
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Me when the client makes a point of praising my copy in the meeting
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S(he) be(lie)ve(d) :( #TheTraitors
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Is there any way this country could be victim to a mass gas leak and that is why everyone is acting so deranged
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This is so sad. Where’s the wow?! Also, surely they have gone for Barbie-Ken 🎀💕
Look at this. Just look at this.
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My sexuality is Mel Giedroyc churning butter. #Eurovision
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Looks like @Telegraph fixed it. Thank you. But we saw what you did.
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Boys will be boys
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A world leader has the intelligence and self-reflection to resign after an incredible tenure and this is the headline you choose @BBCWorld?!?! #bbc @jacindaardern #jacindaardern
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Pro tip when writing image descriptions for folks: You're not writing a professional newspaper caption of a stock photo. Just let blind and low vision users know what they might wanna see! For example:
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Right-wing family hack: respond to every controversial opinion with abject pity. “Awww Aunt Janet - really?! 🥺😭❤️ you think Hancock is a sympathetic character? Shame 🥺”
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Sorry but if your meeting were truly important, it would have happened in any of the 50 weeks of the year before this one. Not feeling the urgency tbh.
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Sometimes your role in the meeting is simply to bear witness to tragedy
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Retweet if you think big media channels have a responsibility, when women are dying every three days from misogyny and male violence, not to legitimise and embolden abusive misogynistic views. ITV should fire Jeremy Clarkson.
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