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Frictionless finance is the name of the game. @XPRNetwork provides the ultimate plumbing system for nanopayments to be conducted seamlessly. No gas fees. No clogged networks. No bottlenecks.
Assets can flow freely throughout the ecosystem and beyond.
$XPR $METAL $LOAN
Foobarians are getting increasingly scarce ever since @pinacci_JP bought a huge bundle of some of the most iconic ones.
$XPR
Achievement unlocked: The 75th Foobarian has been minted, just in time for Halloween. 🎃
Take a stab at owning this twelve-time Foobarian fencing champion. Now available at Soon Market on @XPRNetwork, the best chain for tokenized fine art and rare collectibles!
$METAL $LOAN
Proton Vision ⚛️ 📺 retweeted
DogecoinVM Souvenir Key Chain now available at Metal Mini Mart!
Nothing can ever replace the real Doge, but her iconic likeness will never stray far from our hearts now that it's been immortalized in this translucent plastic pixelated key chain. (Not actual size)
$METAL $XPR
Accept no substitutes or cheap ripoffs. There is only one $LOAN, and it's @LOAN_Protocol on XPR Network. This is an established lending platform and sophisticated civilization we have built here. Just say no to copycat scam tickers on Soylana.
$XPR
Proton Vision ⚛️ 📺 retweeted
Wipe your cares away with a "banker's roll" of this premium 2-ply toilet paper. Cleans like sandpaper but feels like purple heaven. 🧻
Plum Soft Toilet Paper now available from Metal Mini Mart on @soon_market.
ethereum:0xd7efb00d12c2c13131fd319336fdf952525da2af $NUTMEG
Had to pick up one of these for myself from @soon_market. Made the old fashioned way (not AI generated), and there are only 14 total. The most prolific collectors on @XPRNetwork have already discovered this collection and started buying.
$METAL
Three pieces of Rated D For DonT sold on @soon_market
11 left.
Priced to move.
Get yours while you can.
ethereum:0xd7efb00d12c2c13131fd319336fdf952525da2af
soon.market/collection/53453…
Proton Vision ⚛️ 📺 retweeted
Uh-Oh, ProtaniOs!
You won't need to decode the Riddler's quirked up facial expressions in a Batman cartoon, ask your glow in the dark Ouija board or re-watch classic episodes of Futurama in slow motion in order to notice @XPRNetwork symbolism anymore. You can just open up a can of ProtaniOs and see visions of ethereum:0xd7efb00d12c2c13131fd319336fdf952525da2af in every tasty bite!
ProtaniOs now available on @MetalMiniMart on Soon Market and Atomic Hub. While supplies last!
$METAL $LOAN
I don't know about you guys, but I sure as hell don't need some bloated bureacratic CLARITY Act in order to see what's right in front of me.
The future is purple, and everything we need is already within our grasp.
ethereum:0xd7efb00d12c2c13131fd319336fdf952525da2af $METAL
Proton Vision ⚛️ 📺 retweeted
Even Smokey the Bear couldn't resist playing with these matches. Remember kids, only market makers and whales can prevent the purple fire from rising! 🟣
New "Purple Flame" Matches now available from Metal Mini Mart on @XPRNetwork.
$METAL $LOAN
Proton Vision ⚛️ 📺 retweeted
Can't talk about execution on XPR at the moment without talking about @DegenHoopers . The utility is the fun.
So far on degenhoopers.com/
3PT game
3v3 beta
Both addictive. Both play to earn.
Trading card release - hundreds of packs already sold.
Card game (very soon)
In business, development, and marketing, being first means nothing if you can’t execute.
The world will always have competition. What matters is who builds the better product, follows through, creates real value, and gets the job done.
If you’re still stuck on "I was here first," you’ve already lost the plot. Execution speaks louder than entitlement.
If you're gonna stake $LOAN for 4 years, make sure you choose a woman who will wait for you.
While others are out here consorting with AI chatbots or lobbying for the government to provide universal basic gfs, some of us prefer a more traditional companion.
Bought more @LOAN_Protocol , you? Should I stake it for 4x years ?
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Proton Vision ⚛️ 📺 retweeted
They can't come up with anything original on Solana. It's all copycat concepts and repackaged memes that get fed through their influencer networks. @Bagheadsnft has already been around on @XPRNetwork for like 5 years and has done zillions in volume.
ethereum:0xd7efb00d12c2c13131fd319336fdf952525da2af $METAL
We already did this trend the best and have the culture w/ @bagheadsnft on $XPR @XPRNetwork ! Legendary collection peep the # s 😈⚛️
$SOL & it’s manufactured trends 🤮
Proton Vision ⚛️ 📺 retweeted
"No, bags don't just heckin uncrumple themselves like that!"
This one does. 🛍️
Still epic after all these years. Owning a @bagheadsnft remains one of the biggest status symbols on @XPRNetwork.
ethereum:0xd7efb00d12c2c13131fd319336fdf952525da2af $METAL $LOAN
Ran into an old friend from high school, and he asked "what do you do for work now?" and I was like "well, I basically just sit around sinking deep 3's and earning $NUTMEG playing the @DegenHoopers 3PT Shoot-Out game on @XPRNetwork.
It's not much, but it's a living. 🏀
$XPR
Proton Vision ⚛️ 📺 retweeted
They say that no high in the world can compete with the brain freeze you get from consuming a Purple Slurp Slushy after a hot day riding roller coasters at Magic Mountain.
Reminder that "Wheezing the juice" is always allowed at @MetalMiniMart.
$METAL $LOAN
10 cents XPR? Now *that* would be cool to see.
Pardon me, but I'm getting a little excited here just visualizing the possibility. The best thing about @XPRNetwork though is how many zillions of ways it offers for people to earn within the ecosystem, regardless of price action.
So it's obvious that this season $XPR will very quickly reach 0.1$ and even that will be a low price 😉
Proton Vision ⚛️ 📺 retweeted
People talk about escaping the matrix, but @LOAN_Protocol is the kind of matrix you want to escape INTO, immersing yourself in an endless loop of staking, lending, claiming and compounding rewards.
Some of us don't need to imagine it. We've been here for years.
ethereum:0xd7efb00d12c2c13131fd319336fdf952525da2af $METAL
Here’s a breakdown of how it all works when collecting your @LOAN_Protocol rewards on @MetalXApp .👇
Once you press Claim, you’ll see a Signing Request asking you to open your WebAuth Wallet to review the transaction. You have 2 minutes to approve it, secured with biometrics.
The rewards show up in @webauthwallet within seconds. ⚡️
This is what a smooth, secure DeFi experience should look like. WebAuth is the best wallet on the market. 🔐
This is not my account it was sent to me to demonstrate how it all works. ⚛️Ⓜ️
#MetalX #DeFi #WebAuth #Crypto #Web3
Personally I just read it for the witty editorial cartoons and the cigarette ads. PLAYBERRY Mag - Collector’s issue now avail at @MetalMiniMart.
$XPR $METAL $LOAN
