Your friendly neighborhood convenience store on @XPRNetwork. Buy and collect pixel art NFTs that you want but don't need. $XPR $METAL $LOAN
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Joined August 2026
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The important thing to remember is Metal Mini Mart is open for biz.
"The mini-mart is open, and people are buying pixel art condoms."
minimart.biz
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I've been getting a lot of messages about what's happening with XPR Network and Metal X, so I wanted to address it briefly.
First, my heart goes out to everyone affected. Just know that I personally have investments in this ecosystem as well, so I understand everyone's concerns.
I wish I had answers, but unfortunately, I don't know what's going on behind the scenes either.
For those who don't know, I haven't been included in the community's leadership discussions for the past several weeks/months. That wasn't my decision, but I've made peace with it and have been focusing on my own businesses and projects.
I've spent the past year supporting that ecosystem and introducing people to it through my platform, so seeing what's happening genuinely hurts.
I hope we get some clarity and transparency soon. In the meantime, I encourage everyone to direct their concerns to those currently making decisions within the ecosystem.
I'm hoping and praying for the best for everyone involved. ❤️🙏
Imagine being able to enjoy a box of Proton Tendies after a weekend of 8-bit (16-bit?) basketball.
You won't have to imagine it if you play @DegenHoopers' Weekend League and make it the leaderboard. You can live it.
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WHAT R U WAITING FOR $XPR FAM?! Join weekend league and EARN MORE!
@DegenHoopers @MetalMiniMart @pinacci_JP NFTs 🖼️
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Someday this logo is going to be as recognizable in the tokenized useless goods world as Circle K is among loitering teenage slackers in the Western USA.
You can take a shortcut directly to the Metal Mini Mart collection by going to minimart.biz.
$METAL $LOAN
Sourced from eugenically bred chickens on Purple Acres Farms, they're calling these the tastiest eggs ever genetically engineered in a lab.
Purple Acres Eggs now available at Metal Mini Mart on Soon Market.
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When you're not sure whether the NFT gives you brainfreeze or the brainfreeze leads you to buying the NFT.
These Purple Slurp Slushies on Metal Mini Mart are sold out, but you might be able to scoop one up on the aftermarket.
$XPR
You might stake $LOAN for years, but the rewards are instant... as microwaving instant noodles and just as addicting. Some days, I find myself claiming rewards every few seconds. I can't even stop myself.
Instant Yield Noodles are available Metal Mini Mart on @soon_market.
🎶"Shill a little longer, cope a little longer... hold tight a little longer, longer with Big Purple! That Big Purple freshness lasts right through the dip...🎶
Big Purple Chewing Gum available at Metal Mini Mart on Soon Market.
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OpenSea doesn't have a monopoly on NFT trading. Marketplaces like @soon_market and @AtomicHub on @XPRNetwork are wildly popular with indie artists and collectors.
Also, more advanced collections like @DegenHoopers now offer trading directly from the project website. Antelope chains like XPR have always been superior for NFTs because transactions are gasless.
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If pixelated bananas are good enough for Donkey Kong Jr, they're good enough for me. 🍌
Ripe bananas (sold individually) available at Metal Mini Mart on Soon Market.
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The dungeon in Pandania just got tougher! ⚔️🐼
Tunnel mazes, New weapon/armor combos
Pitch black floors full of Glimmering gems
🚬 @MetalMiniMart lights the room!
Burning $METAL meteors from the @METALM0NSTERS keep adventurers on their toes! ☄️
Ready for BETA?🐼
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DogecoinVM Souvenir Key Chain available here on @soon_market. Only 10 available!
soon.market/nft/439804705528…
This one's for all the decoders out there:
One of these things is not like the others.
Grab a roll of Plum Soft Toilet Paper from Metal Mini Mart on @Soon_Market. Never know when you might need it.
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Reminder that there's a shortcut that takes you straight to the Metal Mini Mart collection when you visit minimart.biz
Tokenized convenience store goods are serious biz after all.
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Ever since AriZona Green Tea started facing supply chain and quality control issues, it started tasting a bit watered down.
Now I'm drinking Protania Purple Tea. It's made with real high fructose corn syrup and 1% actual tea, so you know it's legit.
Only at @MetalMiniMart
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Someone just bought a big bundle of Foobarians, including the most prized one in the collection.
These were a lot of fun to make. Glad they are finding good WebAuth homes.
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Wipe your cares away with a "banker's roll" of this premium 2-ply toilet paper. Cleans like sandpaper but feels like purple heaven. 🧻
Plum Soft Toilet Paper now available from Metal Mini Mart on @soon_market.
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