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i spent four years in college and racked up tens of thousands in student debt for a career i gave up on while still in my 20s. What else would you call this?

Joined May 2014
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Got stiffed on a $100 check? Scream Into The Void, A new website to get stuff off your chest. pos.li/HJ9
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Replying to @tguinan_ox
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@WaitressFail can we have separate checks? #annoyyourserverin5words
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My thoughts exactly #BigAReveal
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4th Guy: "What's on Draft?" #AnnoyYourServerIn5Words
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We'll be splitting an entree. #AnnoyYourServerIn5Words
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#AnnoyYourServerIn5Words "Do you have gluten free..."
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Oh you need hot water cuz you're sick? Were you brought here at gunpoint? No?! Go Home! #gtfoh #serverproblems
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Except people in the service industry… #serverproblems #ServerLife
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People who don't know how to act like a decent human being should not be allowed to eat out! #simples #serverproblems #serverlife
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Valentine's Day isn't just a day in a restaurant, it's 3 weekends in a row to "avoid the crowd" #serverproblems
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I hate how guests question the answers they don't like to their questions. Yes I'm a goblin, and trying to trick you. #serverproblems
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That moment when your last two tables become best friends and stick around to chat #ServerProbs #SundayFunday
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It's here...the first official #HeartbeatSong teaser! Share on KellyClarkson.com - Team KC amp.twimg.com/v/da554bf1-2a2…
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Check out the cover for #HeartbeatSong & share at KellyClarkson.com to unlock a special teaser tmrw! - Team KC
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Kelly is back... #HeartbeatSong 1.12.15 Visit KellyClarkson.com to learn more! - Team KC amp.twimg.com/v/48dbf836-74e…
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Here's a reason to smile while you are suffering from #TGITWithdrawal. Check out the extended version of our PSA. amp.twimg.com/v/dc21e81e-5b8…
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My New Years resolution will be to quit and get a better job! #isaidthatlastyear #2015 #waitandhate
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Just because Christmas was yesterday doesn't mean you should tip your server poorly. #TheMoreYouKnow #serverproblems #westillgotbillstopay
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Dear Customers: I know u mean well, but plz don't hand ur Server ur plates. We have a system & ur messing it up. #stopit #serverproblems
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