BostonServerProbs

Hey folks it’s been a while. Hoping you’re giving your tables hell and making those tips.

Tell me you’re an out of touch bigot without saying you’re an out of touch bigot. @HowieCarrShow Howie Carr: How do your loans identify? bostonherald.com/2022/04/09/…

A homeless man in a wheelchair told me to go fuck myself at work today, and I turned around and told him to go roll down a hill into traffic. And I’m excited I said this to him in person and not in the imaginary conversation with him in the shower.

I did a double take at the grocery store, thinking that @katya_zamo became the face of Pretty Lady Grapes. #sweatiestwomaninshowbiz #grapesarefun

I’m sorry sorry sir, if you can humble brag about send tips to your onlyfans girls, then you certainly can figure out the self check out machine. #retailhell

Irony: #dearcustomer after shaking a bottle in my face and me saying that’s rude don’t do that, is now lecturing me on how I have to be good with people. Could it get anymore tone deaf. #preph #retailhell #gtfo

You think you’ve seen rock bottom till you see a homeless person rip a shot of vodka from a tuna fish can with tuna fish still in the can.#itgetsbetter #why #retailhell

I thought the point of a talent show is to show off a talent? #Elektrawasrobbed @elektrashocknz

Customer: “Mask mandate ends June 15.” Me: “Great, you have to wear your mask today though.” C: “Just remember, the 15th.” M: “Yea. Please wear your mask while in the store.” C: “The 15th this ends.” M:” Today’s NOT the 15th!” #retailhell #mask4mask #dearcustomer

Sir, this is your 8th time replacing your customer card this month. So by all means you are in right to demand me to hurry and issue a new card to you with the new contact info you can’t remember. #retailhell

It’s a “put a bag over my face and push me onto train tracks sort of day”. #retaillife #retailhell

I don’t know who needs to hear this but...👏🏼Retail 👏🏼Workers 👏🏼 Don’t 👏🏼Set 👏🏼Store 👏🏼Prices👏🏼. It’s 2021, how are people not getting this. #retailhell #TheMoreYouKnow

I take solace knowing robots won’t replace me since people either are too stupid, too lazy or a little bit of both when it comes to using the self-checkout computer. #retailhell #

And people wonder why workers are fed up and not returning to restaurants. We’re not even a full month into reopening.

Today I had a POC demonstrate to her children how “not to let white people push them around”. I’m sorry ma’am, berating a retail associate for no reason is the wrong way to broach the topic of racism. #SorryNotSorry

Retail logic of the day: “Know how to read people, but also offer people our premium rewards program, even if you can read that they aren’t interested and in a hurry.” #retailhell

This will never not be funny. Our expansive lunch selection in our hotel cafeteria during Labor Day weekend. #serverproblems #sadsecretarylunch #ham #serverlife