Me "how would you like your steak?" Customer "long and thin." Me "ummm ok but how do you want it?" #weird #serverproblem
Please don't try to speak Spanish to me. I'm a SE Asian-American working in a French restaurant... #serverproblems gif.co/o98V.gif
Oh you need hot water cuz you're sick? Were you brought here at gunpoint? No?! Go Home! #gtfoh #serverproblems
Ur going to order a well done burger & ask abt it 5 mins later? #gtfoh #serverproblems #stupidcustomer
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Scoping out table pick ups like it's my J-O-B.
Caus let's just face it.. We know what their tips are like just by lookin at em. Sorry.
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When you know another server needs money to pay rent tomorrow and you don't feel like closing
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No matter how they complain about bad tippers, no server worth their salt would ever switch to hourly wage. #showmethemoney
I know that table is empty sir, it has a reservation. Something ur clearly to dumb to have made! #serverproblem #gtfoh
Sometimes you have people in your section that totally get it. The other 99% of the time you don't. #serverproblem #out
This United flight attendant is like a Denny's server in the sky. #serverproblems #flying #classless #YoureStillAServer
Don't ask me "what do you have to drink?" That's why you get a menu! #serverproblem #stupidcustomer
"I don't like mayo.. Do you have an aioli maybe?" Me: You don't deserve to eat here. #serverlife #stupidcustomer
Just tip your server! Quit bitching about "tipping culture". If you don't like it, don't eat out! #serverlife #tipmoney
Ohh, you're gluten free except on Sunday's? I just puked in my mouth. #gtfoh #serverlife #serverproblem #WhatDoYouThink
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On days off I starve because I don't have a team of Mexicans in my kitchen hooking me up with free apps and french fries. #serverproblems
Customer: "is a cup of soup bigger? Or is a bowl of soup bigger?" Me: looooong sigh, "are you kidding? #customerservice #serverproblems
