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ThisOneSays retweeted
“Good day, sir. I’d heard you’d recently come into possession of some bread. I see that I was not misinformed. As it so happens, I too enjoy baked goods. Might you be persuaded to part with a small percentage? I would of course offer fair compensation at the current market rate.”
ThisOneSays retweeted
Aliens: what are u doing
Earth: Blowing big holes in our own planet because we're afraid of each other
Aliens: okay take care
ThisOneSays retweeted
For 12 glorious minutes today, I get to call all my neighbors who have solar panels & tell ‘em “Your power’s out”.
ThisOneSays retweeted
“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”
