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I'm sure ancient Egyptian parents hated this time of year, having to clean all the toilet papyrus out of the trees.
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Meet Molly, the tortoise that escaped her home and ended up 20 km away at Oak Hammock Marsh ctvnews.ca/winnipeg/article/…
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American soccer fan: You have no idea what it's like to embrace something the world loves but your homeland looks down its nose at.
Me: Dude I'm an android user.
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Cleats are called football boots in the UK.
Bet they go nicely with a jumper.
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A firefighter was asked why he couldn’t stop laughing while rescuing an elderly woman.
He replied:
“She told me I reminded her of her wedding night.”
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Don't hate someone because of what they look like on the outside, hate them for the piece of shit they are on the inside
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You know you're getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don't like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.
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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas paper wrapping tube is still fun to bonk someone on the head with 😂
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Did any of you ever bookmark a great tweet only to later realize it was yours?
Me neither.
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The absolute horror when someone switches the call to a video call without any forewarning.




















