Your path may be yours but watch for others along on the trail.

Manitoba, Canada
Joined November 2014
Making milkshakes because I need help with my yard work.
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I'm sure ancient Egyptian parents hated this time of year, having to clean all the toilet papyrus out of the trees.
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[spider watching World Cup goal] Spider: NOW EAT IT! EAT IT!!
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American soccer fan: You have no idea what it's like to embrace something the world loves but your homeland looks down its nose at. Me: Dude I'm an android user.
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The World Cup is like a regular cup except it’s on fire
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Cleats are called football boots in the UK. Bet they go nicely with a jumper.
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A firefighter was asked why he couldn’t stop laughing while rescuing an elderly woman. He replied: “She told me I reminded her of her wedding night.”
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You can’t scare me. You’re not a DM that just says “hi”
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A tiny alligator snapping turtle
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Don't hate someone because of what they look like on the outside, hate them for the piece of shit they are on the inside
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You know you're getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don't like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.
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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas paper wrapping tube is still fun to bonk someone on the head with 😂
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Beautiful fox in the neighborhood
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Is that a mirror in your pocket are am I just happy to see me
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Did any of you ever bookmark a great tweet only to later realize it was yours? Me neither.
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I saw a shirt that said happiness is not expensive. That is a lie.
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That’s a beautiful shade of tired you’ve got there.
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The absolute horror when someone switches the call to a video call without any forewarning.
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*puts giant candy vending machine out on porch.
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A butter tart could fix me.
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