Genuis Cro Flumpler Probably not AI Ordained Minister The World's Tallest Midget High-functioning Sociopath Former Candidate for President

Arizona, USA, Earth
Joined December 2018
TIL: Tuna and SPAM are vegetarian-friendly.
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And ze soup she is done. Let it rest a while to let the flavors marry a bit. It'll be good tonight and bomb swiggety tomorrow. No corn bread because the oven is on the Fritz, but that's okay. Curse you @RobertRuda for throwing a craving for bean soup on me.
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Replying to @ThePanic16
You can work off breakfast at the playground in the graveyard right down the road. Swings, monkey bars, a slide...
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Replying to @colynn_s
🎶"We are all of us in the gutter But some of us are looking at the stars" ~The Pretenders (by way of Oscar Wilde)
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Remove the neck bone, add the veg and some diced ham. Season and cover. Simmer until broth reduces.
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Make a broth of veggie scraps and smoked neck bones.
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Why are people so fucking stupid? Make a post on my local community facebook: Where is your favorite place to go for ______? I've been going to ______, but there has to be better. First response: Oh, I never go there. I much rather go to a local place.
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I had Chat GPT knock up a prototype cover for the book I'm failing to write. Obviously, you can't judge how accurately it represents the story, but it's a really groovy combination of a pulp horror/scifi cover and 1960s scifi/horror movie poster, no?
🤖 Made with AI
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Wordle 1,947 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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