I've never faked an "I love you", but an "I'm fine"? That's an entirely different story.

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Joined April 2026
i want pancakes
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if you like country and classic rock, Sirius XM has a new channel for you: Channel 144, Red White and Booze.
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ClaireBaire retweeted
#FolkloreSunday #Hecate, Queen of Witches, Goddess of the Crossroads, is closely associated with her sacred dogs which herald her arrival at the crossroads by barking or howling. They are depicted as black, and belonging to the Ancient Greek #Molossus breed. The dogs are symbols of loyalty and protecters for those traveling at night or those seeking guidance in liminal spaces.
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It may be 2026 but my dream house was built between 1955 and 1965
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A man wearing his hat backwards is to women what women wearing lingerie is to men.
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If you’re a Gen X woman, you know….
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Yeah, we’re just dandy over here.
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What i’m going to do: sit in the cold rain at my son’s football game. What i want to do: sit in a hot bath with a glass of whiskey.
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True story
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Meanwhile, The Yankees in Cancun when the Dodgers walk in
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this is the most unbelievable part of it all
Dodgers had the lead in all four NLCS games but didn't win any of them
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jah-lah-pen-ohs 🌶️ IYKYK 🤷‍♀️
Don’t block me 😂😂😳😂🤭
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I've been made aware that it is Friday.... Please allow the fuckery to begin.
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The IT guy who handles our network and stuff is a wonderful man. but goodness i don't think he's used to talking to humans. I asked how he was, i got a dissertation on his childhood and how it has effected his career and personal life.
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Money doesn't buy happiness
They are stunned in Dodger Stadium
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