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[singing the TMNT theme song to myself while going grocery shopping] nor-mal hu-man interaction, nor-mal hu-man interaction, NOR-MAL HU-MAN INTERA
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The Justice League tagline is “You can’t save the world alone”
Then what the fuck were those other movies I had to watch all about? They made fuckin Batman movies, Superman movies, Wonder Woman movies and they all seemed to save motherfuckers WHICH ONE IS IT?! IT CANT BE BOTH! – at Columbus, OH
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What did you think of Inglourious Basterds? xitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status…
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“Stone Cold” Steve Austin has stunned 46 percent of the people in this photo, including the president.
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"Why am I not asleep?" he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
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Trump said yesterday no one cares about his tax returns. @RonWyden & I have a bill requiring their release. Retweet this if you agree w us.
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With Donald Trump about to be sworn in as President it seems absurd that Pete Rose is being kept out of the Hall of Fame.
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Would higher beings really give us atomic knowledge without running a simulation first? Are we that simulTion now? Would explain a lot.
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Be careful when buying clothes on Craigslist,
A power top is not at all what it sounds like.
