I perform emotional breakdowns at social gatherings. Now booking for the fall.

How many nacho cheese bugles is a cry for help? @buglesofficial

@BrianAnton35 your butthole is my wonderland #DrunkaCola600

I'm fuck as drunk #Drunktona16 #letspuke

Cars cars I'm going to fuck my beer #Drunktona

Hmmm..... I've got bitch tits

@funkymonkeybass @BrianAnton35 #gaybucketlist

@funkymonkeybass @BrianAnton35 @JesusIsFriends

@funkymonkeybass @briananton35 I did. It also curves to the left #Anton's Dick

@funkymonkeybass first off that is clearly tip. Second.... Exquisite

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! Need to Poop vs Fear of Spiders! WHO WILL BE CROWNED CHAMPION!?!

Dropped my last beer trying to wash my pee off the cat. Time for back up wine.

I got buckled by a 1 1/2 year old #nutpunch

@funkymonkeybass @lasermcawesome if only he had a dollar and a football

The only thing I hate more than myself is other people

Swimming in a sea of used tissues and empty ice cream cartons #shame

@BrianAnton35 @lasermcawesome @AlexaSimon35

My dick is pregnant #gonna shoot

@BrianAnton35 Can I get a fuck Fastenal? Amen! #suck my dick