@GRRM

George R.R. Martin Parody “Guns don't kill people, I kill people.” (Not George RR Martin ~ Fan Account)

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I'm sorry xitter.cf/grrm/status/6876486836…
George RR Martin@GRRM14 Jan 2016
2016 was directed by me.
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Daenerys Targaryen@Daenerys1 Mar 2022
Did I hear there was a 17-mile Russian convoy?
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Uh oh...
Fandom
@getFANDOM22 May 2019
George R.R. Martin says if 'The Winds of Winter' isn't out by July 29, 2020, fans can imprison him (via @GRRMspeaking | bit.ly/2X0wpJd)
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Should I use this time to finish writing the books?
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25,843 votes • Final results
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2020 was directed by me.
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At least one Stark died this week...
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Daenerys Targaryen@Daenerys28 Apr 2019
#GameofThrones The Battle of Winterfell took 55 nights to film the fight scenes and will be an 82 minute long episode. ⚔️
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Daenerys Targaryen@Daenerys28 Apr 2019
My nightmare. #GameofThrones
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Daenerys Targaryen@Daenerys22 Apr 2019
Jon: my real name is Aegon Targaryen Me:
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I am so excited for more of your favorite characters to die.
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No deaths?! What a let down. #RoyalWedding
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Sorry, Peasants. xitter.cf/jameshibberd/status/98…
James Hibberd
@JamesHibberd25 Apr 2018
George R.R. Martin confirms: Long-awaited ‘The Winds of Winter' not coming out in 2018 bit.ly/2HX86VC #GameOfThrones
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I’m Thankful for all your tears. 😢 #HappyThanksgiving
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I’m fine with @Twitter going to 280... more Characters for me to kill.
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Another wedding to plan! 😏 xitter.cf/lordsnow/status/912751…
Thrones Updates
@ThronesUpdates26 Sep 2017
Congrats to Kit Harington and Rose Leslie on getting engaged! 👏
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Daenerys Targaryen@Daenerys27 Sep 2017
Congratulations to Kit Harington and Rose Leslie on getting engaged! 💘
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To celebrate my birthday, I've decided to write a couple chapters and killed off a couple of your favorite characters.
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Happy Birthday to me! 🎉 🎊
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Daenerys Targaryen@Daenerys20 Sep 2017
Emilia Clarke is 🔥
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Daenerys Targaryen@Daenerys20 Sep 2017
Moon of My Life & My Sun & Stars 💞#ad xitter.cf/tizom/status/910568830…
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