@ReallySamEvans

You can call me flower if you want to! Standup album “Sweet Baby Boy” https://xitter.cf/t.co/3IHxyyi4ln…

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Joined March 2012
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Posted this to Insta already, but here’s my favorite joke I’ve done recently. If you like this, gimme a follow. Most of my tweets are about eating or therapy.
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he’s ready to stunt on his baby moms patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice
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whatever you say dad 🙄 @ReallySamEvans returns to the pod‼️ out now patreon.com/stavvysworld
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Checkout the latest podcast episode from @FeehanKerryn #onlyfeehans Feat. @ReallySamEvans Link: weownthelaughs.com/2025/12/o… #weownthelaughs #wotl #laughatlife #standupcomedy #podcast

OnlyFeehans Feat. Sam Evans [Podcast]

Kerryn is joined by friend and stand-up comedian Sam Evans as they discuss the release of his recent comedy special Down A Mom.

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Give yourself a good reason to #laughatlife courtesy of comedian @ReallySamEvans comedy special #downamom WATCH IT NOW: weownthelaughs.com/2025/12/s… #weownthelaughs #wotl #comedyspecial #laughatlife

Sam Evans "Down A Mom" Comedy Special [Video]

Comedic force Sam Evans delivers raw laughs, sharp truth, and unforgettable storytelling in her brand-new stand-up comedy special, Down A Mom.

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This must hit so hard if you’re stupid as hell
Homeland Security
@DHSgov27 Oct 2025
You have a duty, American.
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@europemaxxed14 Oct 2025
men enjoying the best 6 hours of the night
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Let my brother use my HBOMax login:
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I was literally just about to release a song called “Travis Kelce’s Penis” so this is actually a pretty tough time for me.
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@vanillaopinions6 Oct 2025
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@TrumpsHurricane5 Oct 2025
Many Dems are now leaning towards a Harris / Buttigieg ticket for 2028. What's your reaction ??
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That’s actually the perfect use of generational wealth
𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎
@NiohBerg1 Oct 2025
Privilege is having rich parents who set you up for life so that you can spend your entire youth doing useless activism while never worrying about having a real job.
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Luka to the Lakers? What’s next?? Laka to the Lukers?! I’m not doing well lots of bad stuff in my personal life
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had roy wood jr right there when it did make sense.
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@vulture12 Nov 2024
John Mulaney was asked by Comedy Central to host ‘The Daily Show.’ Twice. Neither time did he make sense for the job. trib.al/WbaOKdc

Stop Asking John Mulaney to Host The Daily Show

That’s not his deal, you guys.

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Django Gold@django18 Oct 2024
every guy needs this iconic fall look in his wardrobe
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there’s a new salad restaurant!
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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I mean it IS fucking wild that the only way a guy can stay out of jail is by running for President. If it was a John Candy movie in the 80s it would be incredible.
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Replying to @nycomedyclub @yannispappas @chucknicecomic @ENeum @kaneezsurka @IamEmmaWillmann @AshleyAustinMo1 @ryanlongcomedy @KrystynaHutch @rafinhabastos
🔥 @rafinhabastos, @toddbarry, @thekatesisk, @ReallySamEvans at 10:15p at EAST VILLAGE! Get tix⤵️ newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…

Rafi Bastos, Todd Barry, Kate Sisk, Sam Evans - September 5th 10:15PM

Nothing says downtown NYC like a microphone, a stool, a brick wall and a comedian. Stand up comedy has been a staple of Village nightlife for decades! The newly expanded New York Comedy Club is proud...

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Replying to @nycomedyclub @UsamaStandsUp @AshleyAustinMo1 @MsReeezy @Neko_white93
🔥 @toneBell, @PhilanthropyGal, @MIKEBRITTBK, @ReallySamEvans at 8p at EAST VILLAGE! Get tix⤵️ newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…

Tone Bell, Corinne Fisher, Mike Britt, Sam Evans - August 29th 8:00PM

Nothing says downtown NYC like a microphone, a stool, a brick wall and a comedian. Stand up comedy has been a staple of Village nightlife for decades! The newly expanded New York Comedy Club is proud...

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Replying to @nycomedyclub @UsamaStandsUp @AshleyAustinMo1 @MsReeezy @Neko_white93 @toneBell @PhilanthropyGal @ReallySamEvans @miacomedy @ElizabethGlazer @aaronbergcomedy
🔥 @miacomedy, @UsamaStandsUp, @MrWaters__, @ReallySamEvans at 10:15p at EAST VILLAGE! Get tix⤵️ newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…

Mia Jackson, Usama Siddiquee, Jared Waters, Sam Evans - August 29th 10:15PM

Nothing says downtown NYC like a microphone, a stool, a brick wall and a comedian. Stand up comedy has been a staple of Village nightlife for decades! The newly expanded New York Comedy Club is proud...

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One of the best parts of being a dad is when your family goes to bed early so you can beat off on the couch. I’m surprised that was never a Family Matters episode. Urkel barges through the door and Carl nuts all over himself and is like “Go home Steve…”
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