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comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below
New York, NY
Joined July 2011
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My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio.
An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.
if he’s wrong, he’s going to be sooooo embarrassed, and his apology will be le epic 😋
BREAKING: Zuckerberg just described the near-future of computing, and it has nothing to do with screens.
His call: within 5 years, every person on Earth has a personal AI that knows their life, understands their goals, and does the work for them.
Not a chatbot. Not a search box.
An agent that is deeply, intimately embedded in how you live.
When the person building the social layer for 3 billion people says this is where we're going, it's not a prediction.
It's a roadmap.
Is the personal AI agent the most valuable product anyone can build right now?
welcome to our annoying restaurant: we take food you would normally enjoy and add weird twists and perversions no one asked for, have a seat and please enjoy the finest techno music Croatia has to offer
Mad Men would be the greatest show of all time if not for its critical flaw, which is that it isn’t entertaining
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Speaking of Chris Hanson we actually did our own sting on Recine Time last year. New episode every Thursday.
tickets: tickets.greenpointcomedyclub…
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Just saw the New James Austin Johnson special. Wow. I knew he was funny from s&L but I didn't know that he did standup in the way that he does. To say I was pleasantly surprised to say the least. Watch if you can, I think it's free on youTube !
there is a classic dramatic irony at play here, spending years transforming yourself into a sleek, womanly Adonis right in time for gen-pop
“Looksmaxxing” influencer Clavicular has been charged with rape and drugging in Massachusetts, according to online court records.
A list of charges filed on Sept. 8 show that the 20-year-old faces one count of rape, one count of drugging someone for sexual intercourse and one count of procuring liquor for someone under 21 years of age. He has denied the allegations. variety.com/2026/digital/new…
tickets: tickets.greenpointcomedyclub…