@RealChrisCal

Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.

 Los Angeles, CA
kickstarter.com/projects/chrissycal/gimme-a-call?ref=user_menu
Joined March 2009
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This Comedian Plays Every Cliché Movie Character And It Rules So Hard funnyordie.com/2019/4/15/183… via @funnyordie
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MLFootball
@MLFootball18h
ONE OF THE WORST PENALTIES YOU WILL EVER SEE: #Jets were driving down the field and scored a touchdown but the refs called offensive pass interference on a receiver for allegedly blocking downfield. There is NOTHING in this video that warrants a flag 😳
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My short is awaiting festival decisions but folks have gotten a sneak peak and are digging it “It’s funny and sweet and disturbing, and there’s real talent in front of and behind the camera.”- Matt Zoller Seitz, RogerEbert. com “A delight!”- James Vanderbilt, writer of “Zodiac”
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Aditya Sood
@adityasood12h
No one acknowledges that the biggest documentary opening weekend of all time is JACKASS 3D.
Brian Stelter
@brianstelter12h
—> “You Can See Everything” just saw the biggest box office opening for a documentary in more than 20 years. cnn.com/2026/10/18/business/…

‘You Can See Everything’ becomes one of the biggest documentary releases in decades | CNN Business

Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s genre-bending film about disgraced Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes made more than $15 million in ticket sales.

cnn.com
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It’s a fantastic short film. Great direction and a powerful performance by Chris!!!
Chris Calogero@RealChrisCal13h
My short is awaiting festival decisions but folks have gotten a sneak peak and are digging it “It’s funny and sweet and disturbing, and there’s real talent in front of and behind the camera.”- Matt Zoller Seitz, RogerEbert. com “A delight!”- James Vanderbilt, writer of “Zodiac”
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My short is awaiting festival decisions but folks have gotten a sneak peak and are digging it “It’s funny and sweet and disturbing, and there’s real talent in front of and behind the camera.”- Matt Zoller Seitz, RogerEbert. com “A delight!”- James Vanderbilt, writer of “Zodiac”
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Connor Hughes
@Connor_J_Hughes17h
I am not someone who gets on the refs. I think bad calls go both ways. Holy hell is that a horrendous roughing, though. Pathetic call.
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Joe Caporoso
@JCaporoso18h
Insane ticky tack call on Patrick that wiped off the #Jets TD 3-0.
Joe Caporoso
@JCaporoso18h
Geno with a beautiful TD to Cooper on 3rd down but of course there is a penalty...
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Matt DeGroot@mattdegrootOct 15
Survivor really shit the bed this week reverting to the three tribe format after three riveting episodes with two big tribes.
Sarah 🪻@shaywoodncOct 15
It’s crazy how much more uninterested I am in a five person tribal council than in an eleven person tribal council…. #Survivor51
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Shooting a new one in exactly one month and it’s a doozy. First time directing proper horror after two emo horror shorts. Insane team coming together. Buckle up.
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Mike Recine@mikerecineOct 14
“Push the envelope of progress with the art form of standup.” Buddy. The least funny people on planet earth think this way.
YinkaThatGuy
@YinkaThatGuyOct 14
We need to check this guys hard rive
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Dan Perlman@danjperlmanOct 14
BEING BUBLÉ - a true story that makes no sense. A deeply unqualified man is hired to be a Michael Bublé impersonator at a rich stranger’s party. Despite no resemblance, no singing ability, and just 1 week to prepare, he gives it everything he’s got. “Spectacular” - @nytimes
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Katie Benner
@ktbennerOct 13
Once in a generation political talent?
Ryan Grim
@ryangrimOct 13
Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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That dude in the horror movie who immediately knows how the main characters fucked up & kickstarted the killing
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Oooooh it’s the Uncle who by surface appearance looks like he’s gonna complain about people taking down statues of Christopher Columbus but then bada-boom he flips that script. America wants Sunday gravy with this character!
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Oooh it’s da Uncle who by surface appearance looks like he’s gonna have a volatile opinion about people taking down statues of Christopher Columbus but then bada-boom that script gets flipped!
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Garrett Wilson
@GarrettWilson_VOct 12
Replying to @EASPORTS_MUT
We had a guy with 3 sacks…
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THE BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND GOD THEY MAKE ME FEEL INSANE NEW YORK FUCKING JETS! #JetUp
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Jason Swoboda
@swobobafettOct 8
Hilarious! Big fan of Chris and you should be too!
Chris Calogero@RealChrisCalOct 8
Guy who made “that’s what she said” his THING 20 years ago and now can’t stop even though it brings him no joy and knows people don’t like him because of it
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Guy who made “that’s what she said” his THING 20 years ago and now can’t stop even though it brings him no joy and knows people don’t like him because of it
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Pokhraj Roy@PokhrajRoyOct 8
Please learn more about this pookie of a man 🎀
Chris Calogero@RealChrisCal1 Aug 2025
Making jokes about my dang wife!
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