Baltimore Born. DC schooled. Tech/Cycling/Startup/Fun. Rarely in order. Dad. Engineer. MBA. Favourite bands aren't hip. Prefers British spelling.
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OH at Eastern Market this morning: “Are you worried the dating pool is about to get a lot more MAGA?” @WashProbs
the most disappointed I’ve ever seen a kid is when I was wearing my @labyrinthdc t-shirt this week and a kid stopped me and excitedly asked if I worked there.
and I told them no. sorry. just a big fan.
every time I open a @bakedandwiredDC box
releasing this information is a masterclass in recruiting.
work for us. protect @taylorswift13.
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Slow down, DC!🚸
Thousands of children and teens will be traveling to and from school starting Monday. Remember to use caution and to stop for school buses and pedestrians.
Make a plan for your student to get to school every day, on time ➡️tinyurl.com/SchoolTransporta…
Steve Beam retweeted
Proof positive that @MayorBowser and Acting @DDOTDC Director Kershbaum have ZERO INTEREST in actual safety on our streets. Asking nicely hasn't worked over time, traffic violence has increased, and @DCPoliceTraffic @DCPoliceUnion have abdicated all enforcement duty. #ZeroVisionDC
this is some profoundly fucked up shit, even for a city that occasionally really excels at fucked up shit. absolutely ridiculous.
Here’s an Indication of how bad staffing issues are at DCs 911 call center. @OUC_DC now offering $800 per month bonus for staff who show up for their shifts. @nbcwashington @STATter911
could we please just focus on prosecuting gun arrests that impact all of our communities daily instead of trying to make headlines with this nonsense?
if you’re just now discovering @FlavorFlav because of the Olympics and Women’s Water Polo, that’s great. he’s amazing. now you owe it to yourself to go see how relevant and cutting edge his work with @MrChuckD and Public Enemy still is today.
every year, same thing. @peacock @NBCSports Tour de France coverage is absolute garbage. and now subscribers still have to sit through commercials and can’t access the world feed. total trash.
Congrats to the @CHLittleLeague 10U Team who won the District Championship today! @theHillisHome @HillRagDC @LittleLeague
