@PointsinCase

Literary humor publication and community hub for comedy writers, readers, and performers. Enlightening and irreverent humor since 1999. https://xitter.cf/t.co/vFIsPmrECX

 NYC, ATL
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Joined February 2009
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Ralph Jones@OhHiRalphJonesOct 9
Who WROTE this?! Brilliant!!!!
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If my assistant get an email that she thinks I need to read, I’ll tell her to print it out and read it to me in the voice of the person who wrote it. pointsincase.com/articles/im…

I’m Too Goddamn Important to Have an Email Address

If my assistant get an email that she thinks I need to read, I’ll tell her to print it out and read it to me in the voice of the person who wrote it.

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Rowdy Geirsson@RGeirssonOct 8
Time for a spiritual experience with unsolicited mail over at @PointsinCase pointsincase.com/articles/i-…
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Ralph Jones@OhHiRalphJonesOct 8
"If I want to talk to someone, I pick up the goddamn phone—then point to it while I’m looking at my assistant. She has learned that this means I need her to call someone for me. She holds the phone to my ear like a shell..." @PointsinCase pointsincase.com/articles/im…

I’m Too Goddamn Important to Have an Email Address

If my assistant get an email that she thinks I need to read, I’ll tell her to print it out and read it to me in the voice of the person who wrote it.

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Rowdy Geirsson@RGeirssonOct 7
This is my most religious experience of the year
Points in Case@PointsinCaseOct 7
It glistened among the detritus, beckoning to me with its soft, seductive whisper: “Get Zero and Save Money on Interest.” pointsincase.com/articles/i-…

I Have Been Waiting My Whole Life for This Unsolicited Offer for a New Bank of America Mastercard

It glistened among the detritus, beckoning to me with its soft, seductive whisper: “Get Zero and Save Money on Interest.”

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Caleb Coy Guard@CalebCoyGuardSep 21
It's me, your password security. Can we talk about your password? @PointsinCase pointsincase.com/articles/i-…

I Am Your Password Security and I Am Not Insecure

Oh my gosh, you think twelve characters is too much. You think I’m a terrible person. Tell me if this is too much.

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Diane Roth@deerothwriterSep 20
Thank you so much, @PointsinCase, for running my humor piece! Thrilled to be featured on your awesome site! pointsincase.com/articles/a-…

A 32-Ounce Water Bottle Confronts Her Abuser

Trust me when I say there’s nothing worse than being chucked into a lost and found box with a lime-green Stanley invading your personal space.

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Duotrope@DuotropeAug 31
Today's listing of the day is: Points in Case @pointsincase duotrope.com/magazine/points… #WritingCommunity
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Dr. Bill Bradley@DrBillBradleyAug 20
My newest published humor piece! Thank you to @PointsinCase for spreading this updated guidance. Don’t be fooled, if you encounter Dumpster Boy, you better watch your ass. pointsincase.com/articles/me…

Memorandum: Our Condo Association’s Updated Guidance on What to Do When Dumpster Boy Asks If You...

Dumpster Boy may also claim the neighborhood feral hogs who break into the dumpster regularly are his “siblings” and “they need to come home for supper,” but please disregard him.

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Alex Stone@imalexstoneAug 19
Everyone's arguing about Nolan's Odyssey. Nobody's covering the real story: Penelope and Odysseus just renewed their vows on Ithaca. Mythological wedding announcements, for @PointsinCase: pointsincase.com/articles/my…
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Jason Beaubien@JasonBeaubien99Jul 29
My latest for @PointsinCase pointsincase.com/articles/ho…

How to Master the Art of Passive-Aggressive Cleaning

Remember that you are going for an all-out assault on the household. The goal is to fill the room with a cloud of eye-watering aerosol sprays.

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Tod Brubaker@BruCreativeJul 24
I'm struck by how AI has changed how we think about careers in the trades. Trade schools are finally getting their due, and I wrote a funny about it for @PointsinCase. Check it out! pointsincase.com/articles/my…

My Dad Toiled Away as a Lawyer So I Could Have a Better Life as a Plumber

I finally broke the family cycle of white-collar suffering that stretched back sixteen generations.

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Bully Joel@rodneyuhlerJul 8
I wrote this and I hope you will read this ! Merci Boo Coop
Points in Case@PointsinCaseJun 29
At the hotel, I’m told I cannot pay for my room with Duolingo gems, even after I show them I have over 1,800. pointsincase.com/articles/pa…

Paris Won’t Ruin My Duolingo Streak

At the hotel, I’m told I cannot pay for my room with Duolingo gems, even after I show them I have over 1,800.

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David Guzman@davidjguzmanJun 6
CAVE NOTICES @PointsinCase pointsincase.com/lists/cave-…

Cave Notices

ATTN: DYNAMITE FOUND IN CAVE. COME GET YOURSELF A CRATE.

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Tyler Gooch@therealgoochyJun 1
I’m in @PointsinCase today pointsincase.com/articles/on…

On Behalf of Our Entire Waitstaff, I Apologize for That New Birthday Song

Oh, I would hardly call what you saw

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Duotrope@DuotropeMay 18
The Smart Search List of the Day is: Fee-Free General Humorous Fiction feat. @NewYorker @satevepost @ablemuse @pointsincase @BaobabPress @okaydonkeymag @scaffoldlitmag et al. duotrope.com/search/smart/fi…
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Khaleel Rahman@Krahman333Apr 20
Wrote a short humor piece about my home state. Also my first for @PointsinCase. Give it a read!
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The often overlooked “Constitution State” is not just a connecting strip between New York and Boston. pointsincase.com/lists/every…

Everything to Know About Connecticut

The often overlooked “Constitution State” is not just a connecting strip between New York and Boston.

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Thanks to @PointsinCase for publishing my latest article! Enjoy, and bring your sunscreen! pointsincase.com/articles/fo…

Forgot to Book Your Beach Vacation? Here’s Your Best Second Choice!

Depending on who you ask, this flashing neon sign either depicts two pelicans frolicking or fornicating. The choice is yours!

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Sara Harvey-Patrick@SaraHarvyMar 23
Aw, and on National Puppy Day, too.
Points in Case@PointsinCaseMar 23
Who’s a good boy? Who’s a precious lil pup? Yes you are! Yes you are! Hmm, oh, yes, Mark, hello. Sorry, I was just saying hi to your dog Pepper. pointsincase.com/articles/i-…

I Have to Fire Our Project Manager on the Same Day He Brought His Dog Into the Office

Who’s a good boy? Who’s a precious lil pup? Yes you are! Yes you are! Hmm, oh, yes, Mark, hello. Sorry, I was just saying hi to your dog Pepper.

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New piece in @PointsinCase today! “I’m Stepping Down from My Role of Resharing My Wedding Photos from 2018 on Facebook” pointsincase.com/articles/im…

I’m Stepping Down from My Role of Resharing My Wedding Photos from 2018 on Facebook

It was a tough decision to resign from plugging images looking my most beautiful on the best day of my life, but something I finally felt ready to do.

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Barry Purcell@solo1yFeb 12
I saw a few tweets from these people and thought "I can do that. It's totally my skill set." SPOILER: I could not. I'll keep trying though. One day I will be funny.
Points in Case@PointsinCaseFeb 11
Recent "How did you find PIC?" from submitters: - I think it was the blimp advertisement you guys did - I basically tried and failed before - I LOVE IT! Funny, witty, and freaking clever that it inspired me to write this - Surfing
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