Fucking upwardly. Humor writer @mcsweeneys, @SlackjawHumor, @PointsinCase, @littleoldlady__
Cambridge, MA
Joined March 2009
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I have a new piece up on @mcsweeneys today! It's dedicated to the parents of driving-age teens. God help us. Special thanks to @chas_gillespie for the great feedback!
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I finally broke the family cycle of white-collar suffering that stretched back sixteen generations. pointsincase.com/articles/my…
I'm struck by how AI has changed how we think about careers in the trades. Trade schools are finally getting their due, and I wrote a funny about it for @PointsinCase. Check it out!
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Wrote a short humor piece about my home state. Also my first for @PointsinCase. Give it a read!
The often overlooked “Constitution State” is not just a connecting strip between New York and Boston. pointsincase.com/lists/every…
Great day to curl up with a good book! Check out my review of Dan Brown's latest blockbuster on @SlackjawHumor.
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One of the stranger stories of the bible...and it must be true, right? Read about in @SlackjawHumor!
It’s Getting Harder To Pretend Like My Boss’s Wife Isn’t A Pillar of Salt medium.com/slackjaw/its-gett…
There's an art to caving to a teenager's demands. Read my new piece on @FrazzledHumor to learn all about it.
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My latest for @newyorkerhumor: What to Do if You Find Paul Giamatti Hiding in Your Christmas Tree. (It happens more often than you might think.)
Happy Holidays!
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Tickled pink to be included on this list of the year's funniest writing! Thanks @PointsinCase!
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an overdue big thanks to @havehadhavehad and @Aaron__Burch @LukeVBurns @BruCreative @Krahman333 @_juliamccloy and all the other people I can't find twitter handles of, for all their help with this
Finally "Is it Spring Forward or Fall Forward?" is no longer a concern #DaylightSavingsTime havehashad.com/hadposts/alte…
This is literally clinging to the last spot on @PointsinCase, so read it before it slips off the page into oblivion!
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This was inspired by true events. Wrote it in a @LukeVBurns class!
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Check out this funny new satirical magazine that my chum @Krahman333 created!
See @themuskmag's profile on Instagram instagram.com/themuskmag?utm…
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My latest in @mcsweeneys is about how stressful it is to drive a u-haul. Tbh, if your only experience is with a midsize sedan, then you are 100% unqualified to drive a box truck, a semi, a horse-drawn carriage, a container ship, a submarine, etc mcsweeneys.net/articles/incr…
Kicking the year off with a story on @PointsinCase. I peaked too soon!
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