Comedy, journalism and books - sometimes all at once. Book about the microphone out now. Book about Shrek out in 2028. Also @The_Awkward_S and @criminalimprov.
Oxford
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Worked for years with @The_Awkward_S (and @ruthbratt, @SueHarrison123, @AdamLavis, @RobertoHats and @edshots) on a series about an enigmatic trillionaire called Tony Milch. THE WHOLE THING IS ONLINE NOW.
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ODE TO A BROKEN PLATE;
Once whole and round, now broke in two, a little plate I bought from new.
Bought from a store in Surbiton, on which I placed my food upon.
With matching crockery and dishes, meeting years of dining wishes.
Years went by, all broke but one, this plate, the last, now sadly gone.
Men: if you've taken to buying lots of clothes on Vinted and may even consider yourself something of an addict, can you get in touch with little old ME?
Wow. While this may be true of the UK, I think it's also true of the US, where the consistency of Update laughs is far better - the disparity being bigger, if anything.
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I cried at the top of Mt. Kenya, so it's mine now, I guess.
I was on a flight to Israel and struck up a conversation with the lady beside me. She was Jewish; her family were Holocaust survivors. As we saw the coastline of Israel from the window, she burst into tears. It was her first time visiting. Tell me again how Jews have no connection to the land of Israel.
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This Apple ad is the epitome of what’s wrong with modern culture. Truly disgusting. @Apple
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you know things are bad when sexual predators are defending you from their hot tubs
Who WROTE this?! Brilliant!!!!
If my assistant get an email that she thinks I need to read, I’ll tell her to print it out and read it to me in the voice of the person who wrote it. pointsincase.com/articles/im…
"If I want to talk to someone, I pick up the goddamn phone—then point to it while I’m looking at my assistant. She has learned that this means I need her to call someone for me. She holds the phone to my ear like a shell..." @PointsinCase
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No. Obviously. It will be completely shit.
ICYMI: An AI-generated film is coming to theaters in December, aiming to be the first AI movie nominated for best animated feature at the Oscars.
But will the violent, R-rated "Gods Don't Give Gifts," made by @Gossip_Goblin and @fableshowrunner, get past the Oscars' AI aversion?variety.com/2026/film/news/a…
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This shit sucks so much
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JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”
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sadistic glee in so many articles about "Digger" taking this tone as if, written by persons who've never made a movie, will never make a movie, or probably even know anyone who has made a movie, or in fact created anything original & risky, are taking their revenge on those who make themselves vulnerable by doing so.
‘Digger’ is officially the flop of the year. The Tom Cruise–starring comedy caps off a calamitous box-office year for Warner Bros., just as Skydance is set to take over the studio Tuesday. vulture.com/article/tom-crui…
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Hey man you doing anything Friday? We're having a boys night at my empty undecorated mansion, gonna talk about how we're insecure about our dicks. You should come. We have two types of burger buns.
