I eat a lot of frozen food and admire the work of contractors. You might catch me writing fiction on occasion-- or maybe it's memoir.

Hudson Valley, NY
Joined March 2019
THE OBSESSION x BEACH READ She hides behind the death of a spouse and her pen name. He hides behind humiliation and heartbreak. When a ghostly threat forces her to his home, he’ll have to open his heart again or risk losing the one who could heal it. #PitMad #A #R #RS #CR
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# JUSTLOVE. A divorced woman, scared to turn forty, and a much younger man attempt to catfish each other, but accidentally fall in love instead. Fish happens. Sometimes. #pitmad #A #R #HA #BVM #POC
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Stay-at-home mom & sci-fi geek Annie thinks writing chick lit is her ticket to a bestseller. But she ends up gutted by her worst-case professional scenario & depression. She must learn to advocate for herself & accept who she is in all her Klingon-loving glory. #PitMad #A #WF #HA
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NSYNC x ALMOST FAMOUS Gossip columnist's guide to redeem her reputation: 🎶 Accept job documenting boy band's 25 yr reunion despite loathing their music 💋 Don’t let band’s secrets land in tabloids - oops 🔥 Ignore your new crush on group’s reformed bad boy #PitMad #A #R #CR #MH
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AIRMAN x BIOSHOCK INFINITE Seventeen-year-old airplane racer Theo lives in Grandeston, an airship city full of corruption, on the brink of civil war. When Theo tumbles into a terrorist plot to crash the city, he must take the ship's wheel to save his home. #YA #steampunk #PitMad
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For fans of the SEX IN THE CITY REBOOT: 51yo Dee—self-avowed ageist, separated w/a grown daughter and a failing career—must figure out if a 35yo contractor with a suspicious interest in romance can help her rediscover her mojo and move on with her life. #PitMad #A #HA #WF #R
MARIA SEMPLE x HELEN FIELDING Dee is 51, separated, w/grown daughter+failing career. Along comes 35yo “studly” contractor who proposes home impvmnt and...romance? Dee thinks it’s a con...or maybe she’s the ageist in her own story😉 #romcom for GenXers. #PitMad #A #HA #WF #R
Maria Semple x Helen Fielding Dee is 51, separated, w/grown daughter+failing career. Along comes 35yo “studly” contractor who proposes home impvmnt and...romance? Looks like a con to the ageist Dee, only maybe he’s for real. Sassy #romcom for GenXers. #PitMad #A #HA #WF #R
Dee is 51, separated, w/grown daughter+failing career. Along comes 35yo “studly” contractor who proposes home impvmnt and...romance? Looks like a con to the ageist Dee, only maybe he’s for real. Rom-com for GenXers. Maria Semple meets Bridgt Jnes at 50. #PitMad #A #HA #WF #R
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Thank you so much @WritersLeague for choosing Tell Me This Is Real as the Romance category winner in your 2021 Manuscript Contest! I am so thrilled and honored! writersleague.org/programs/m…
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Thank you for taking the time to do this great Q&A! #AskAgentBLA
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