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Mia

@PastelPouts

🇪🇺 Definitely going to hell, but will have all the best stories to tell. 🤘🏻 Write about mental health and parenting a Tiny Idiot @cigarettecalpol. 🤰🏼

 Kernow, bitch.
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Joined March 2014
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Hi, I don't use this account anymore. Twitter is a bit too much of a shitter for me lately. Still updating @CigaretteCalpol ✌🏻
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Casj spot of Josh Homme stalking...
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Does anybody have a good understanding of tennants' rights? With regards to selling the property and viewings?
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“@piersmorgan: ps I think @Rihanna needs to grow her hair back. Fast.” grow a dick..... FAST!!!!
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Remarkable scene. Remarkable city. #ManchesterVigil
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Could not be more in support of #BloggersWhoVote. Tomorrow is your last day to register and there is NO excuse! youtu.be/w9FGGwfG7-A
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Fancy #winning 2x tickets to @intothewyldes next weekend in #Cornwall? Simply #RT and follow to #win. 18+ UK only. Ends midnight 22/05/17.
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.@IvankaTrump, look your book is getting the perfect bookstore placement!
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help im covered in chameleons & no one believes me
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People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They're not laughing now because it was ages ago.
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Dumbledore is dead & was replaced by a look alike: a conspiracy theory thread
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After some dinner inspo? @FoxSaidWhat's mackerel is JUST what you need! Quick, easy, delicious and nutritious! cigarettesandcalpol.com/2017…
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Describe Trump's White House with a gif
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I'm supposed to be in Camden fangirling over @frankturner tonight. Use a condom, kids!
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yo you've heard of avril lavigne being dead but but have you heard of the beatles never existing thebeatlesneverexisted.com/
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'Why are you tired?' Maybe because I'm currently carrying a baby and two kittens? xitter.cf/lizardschwartz/status/…
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Fun fact: got D cups? That's the equivalent of carrying around a wigeon on your chest. You're welcome.
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