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She/her. Sugarcoated hostility. I’m much more popular on Instagram.

Widemouth Bay, England
Joined January 2016
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If I had Tinder this would be my bio.
Just did a Covid test without gagging.
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He’s innocent until proven guilty. Unless he is of course proven guilty, in which case it is a stitch up.
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What are the chances that a man who's had stories swirling about him for a decade in his industries would just happen to built a brand that perfectly instills suspicion of all media and creates the ideal fan base to insulate him, all before allegations about him finally leak?
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Margot Robbie had the chance to do the greatest fashion press tour ever and lord did she take it
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Cornwall voted massively for Brexit and is 100% Tory-run. It received over £1 billion in EU funding from 2000 and was to receive another £350m after 2020. Instead, it was awarded £18 million and beaches covered in human excrement. Brexit illustrated. cornwalllive.com/news/cornwa…
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🚨 Matty Healey’s mother joined the band on stage at tonight’s The 1975 gig:
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wake up babe architectural digest just dropped photos of barbie’s house from barbie (2023)
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i did not see this one coming
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Not to be all bucket of cold water, but I really hope Schofield’s runner is being supported in all this. Poor fucker wasn’t even out and he’s been dragged all over social media, with mirth and merriment made of what may be legit grooming. Career and reputation fucked.
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Barbie opening the first night of Leo. I’m calling it, my job is homophobic.
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Appears somebody has driven into the gates of Downing Street
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The idea of Taylor Swift sitting down for a roast dinner on a Sunday with with them is sending me
On tomorrow's front page: SUN WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Megastar Taylor Swift is dating another Brit — The 1975 frontman Matty Healy. thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22…
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Jesus wept, leave them the fuck alone.
BREAKING: Prince Harry, Meghan and her mother have been involved in a “near catastrophic car chase” involving paparazzi, according to a spokesperson.
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Ok, so now who do we apply pressure on to ensure Hannah Waddingham gets a late night TV variety chat show? I need it. The country needs it. We all need it.
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#Eurovision :maybe you could do something different... France, every single year:
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