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Joined August 2012
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Unemployment so bad I started making my own condiments
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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.
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going back in time and blowing that cheeky shiba inu's head smoove off
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Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful
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you’re so vain you probably think this suicide note is about you
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i hope this email kills you
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they burned the brain rot library of alexandria
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(flirting) hey i think we could absolutely dominate trivia together
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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dude we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up
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I hate when my old shitty car has old shitty car problems
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okay who tf put all my eggs in one basket
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Fuck it. Let the bed bugs bite.
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