@CavemanSenator

he/they. if they sleepin on you, tuck em in 🇵🇸 it’s pretty obvious that I’m not actually john fetterman.

 Nashville-ish, TN
Joined May 2014
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Boy i sure hope i don’t get touched by the stingray that makes you take your pants off The stingray that makes you take your pants off:
UFO mania
@maniaUFOSep 8
Not For Your Amusement Park😬
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Asking Dr. Phil to give me a physical exam
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bro I can tell you’re on granola bars
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Flushing a random 104 year old grandma down the toilet
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faget83629031852@faget9261530128Oct 17
inserting a dead mouse into a slot machine and winning 1000 dollars
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Reading my prolapse’s horoscope
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My dog just called me a fucking faggot in perfect English
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drunk cig Saturday babyyyy
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nashville hot chicken spice + lemon pepper seasoned fried okra at my favorite food truck. people are gonna start hearing me moan from 3 states away any minute now
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Vermin Supreme (TM) KING of PRESIDENT America USA
@VerminSupremeOct 17
Liberty Biberty and I are in biberty. It's 🔥
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Poo Crave
@Poo_CraveOct 17
Today is Fuck Your Ex Raw Day.
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Using a bullfrog as a bathmat
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Connecting my Weiner to CarPlay
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I can never delete facebook man
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NotRoPro@NotRoProOct 17
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does anyone know if this is a rare Pokemon card
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ok yay ❤️
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LM FUCKING AOOOOOOO
Fox News
@FoxNewsOct 16
BREAKING: Katie Zacharia 'transitioning out' of job as Trump's press secretary, senior White House official tells @pdoocy
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krill
@anthraxp1mpOct 16
Going through my old situationship messages
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Billy@Billy2stoneOct 16
Me over the DUI checkpoint.
DogeDesigner
@cb_dogeOct 16
HOLY SHIT
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Instead of corn on the cob they should invent shit on the cum
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