@NotChip1

fuck @certainlychip, ❌single ❌taken 👉gamer I'm not a gamer because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many/Bobby Moynahan enjoyer he/him

 Illinois, USA
Joined November 2019
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fab@tenetations12h
you never know what the next frame of nathan for you could be
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Alternate Opinions 🇵🇷@AltOpinions998h
Well, just got fired for posting about politics. It sucks man. My boss is a Hegelian and he saw me critiquing the Absolute Spirit. He called me an ultra and told me to clean out my desk.
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Towarzyszka Julia ☭@perkiskaiserin15h
SEIZE THE FUCKING BANKS!!!
Vogél ☭@vogelfulOct 17
marseille commune - 2026
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SamGootz ♡@GootyGootz6h
things could be worse
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tired of it@therimjobreaper9h
exorcist 3 at number 1 vs army of darkness near the bottom
kaidin@notkaidinspaceOct 17
the third film in a horror franchise ranking
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Capt. Caleb Williams@CaptCSWilliams4h
Mother— I marched upon Atlanta expecting Falcons, only to discover pigeons with a generous advertising budget. The Peach Brigade was routed, their feathers scattered and dignity plucked. Let them question my fitness for battle. I question their fitness for war. Yours. —CW
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Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪@bornposting11h
my brain is full of doctor who nonsense once again, so i can't help but once again think about how badly this show wasted Ncuti Gatwa's time lol
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leah 🍁 ☻@shortnsevered6h
anyone know what happened with this?
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm13 Mar 2025
Nathan Fielder has been reportedly visiting Elizabeth Holmes in prison as part of a top-secret documentary. (Source: theinsneider.com/p/nathan-fi…)
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Carter Lowe
@carterjlowe18h
Oregon cheerleader narrowly avoids rogue whale that popped out of the Autzen Stadium turf #huskers #goducks
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Dr.Awesome@DrAwesomeV2Oct 16
This is literally what happened with FNAF
Divine@DivineWave101Oct 15
Replying to @BlisssAbyss
Toby Fox after MatPat retired and he couldn't plagiarize his theories to write the Deltarune story anymore:
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PERTURABO🟦⬜️🟩@PERTURABO33Oct 17
Secret society that announces its formation on Twitter
RTSG
@RTSG_MainOct 17
RTSG has formed a new secret Communist society. We are the men behind the crowd.
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Liv@Liv_Agar6h
"Well done Vancouver. You elected the communists."
StepUP@StepUPnow_ca19h
Well done Vancouver. You elected the communists. Have fun with that.
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CysBys@BysCys6881217h
To help explain to MCU fans, imagine if at SDCC Feige came out to announce the new actor for Doctor Doom, and RDJ takes off the mask.
Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪@bornpostingOct 17
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Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo@doulbedoink8h
(Remembering when Joe Burrow used Mesopotamian sorcery to stop Damar Hamlin’s heart) We used to watch quarterbacks play god
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Hard Pass
@HardPass4Oct 17
I’m coaching a bunch of 4 year olds at soccer and our goalie just walked off the field to tell his mom he had to pee and the other team scored.
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Sorbet 🪂🔻🔻🪂@jnayniyah4prezOct 17
The gluttony they spoke of in the bible
Tyke@PunishedTykeOct 17
Legendary triple feature tomorrow
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🐍@andyburzum22h
The most powerful aspect of the Eurobottle is that it makes you look like a stupid pig-man if you try and performatively use it wrong. It reveals your true self in this way. The pinnacle of EU ingenuity
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@snicklinkOct 16
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Maharlika Maoism@Felonious__HunkOct 17
The "Roman Empire at its PEAK" was actually in 1923 when the general and reformist consul Mustafus Camillius "Paterturkae" abolished the power of the hereditary pontifical tyrants and become primus-inter-pares of the Senatus Populusque Anatolicus
🇪🇸 True North Socialist 🍁@SleepyLeftistOct 16
You know what, sure buddy
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Adrian@blagojevism21h
Chicago is great but its problems are obvious: it was built over soggy marshland and, to this day, ancient amphibians, pale salamanders the size of train cars and toads the size of houses, slumber in the soft mud beneath the water table. One day, those monsters will wake up.
Ilya Sukhar
@ilyasuOct 17
Chicago is an excellent city. Why isn't this more well known?
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