fuck @certainlychip, ❌single ❌taken 👉gamer I'm not a gamer because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many/Bobby Moynahan enjoyer he/him

Illinois, USA
Joined November 2019
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Really sucks that the only billionaires left in Chicago mostly just care about politics, there’s a lot of vanity projects the city needs funding and repair money for.
The Uptown Theatre. Uptown Chicago. Designed by Architects Rapp & Rapp for the Balaban & Katz movie chain in 1925. The largest freestanding theatre in North America. Closed since 1981. Diamond in the rough
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Panarin wanting to leave the Rangers because he wanted to go to a team that will “win” just to go to a team who hasn’t won a single game this season yet
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hey! so my partner and i saw you from across the bar and we thought death would be too light a punishment for you
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The Packers offense is just 1 yard run -1 yard run 20 yard pass to the most open receiver you’ve ever seen in your life
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> Castro on this list
Replying to @X_Global_tv
I never met Hitler, Mussolini, Castro or Putin but I know they all are the worst of humanity by their awful actions against humanity.
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Elizabeth Holmes denying she did anything wrong was crazy. She should have Denied Nothing
when nathan fielder puts this jacket on u know some shits about to go down
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couples costume idea
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If I was getting tortured and some dumbass next to me on the rack was saying some shit like “in a thousand agonies I exist!!” I’d immediately snitch. Guard this man is finding catharsis and meaning through suffering. 10 hot lashes and also cut his penis off. Annoying motherfucker
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driving back to chicago, in unscenic indiana, morale at its nadir, fatigue taking hold. then bam. central time. a whole hour of your life back. just the invigoration you need to get thru the drive
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If there's one thing women love it's when you show them "one of the most famous comedy routines of all time" and interrogate them on whether or not they understand why it's funny
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pulling a galumphs-esque scheme to protect my mother from ever hearing about this
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
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if i were an NFL ref i would throw a flag on every play for too many men on the field. need more women out there
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True
some pages in Berserk will have u convinced that Miura sacrificed a good couple decades of his lifespan to draw like that
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That’s Digger Nation we count those
Finally watched Digger: I think I hate it but every time I attempt to explain why I hate it I describe liking it. I’m not sure what’s happening here.
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you never know what the next frame of nathan for you could be
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Well, just got fired for posting about politics. It sucks man. My boss is a Hegelian and he saw me critiquing the Absolute Spirit. He called me an ultra and told me to clean out my desk.
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SEIZE THE FUCKING BANKS!!!
marseille commune - 2026
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things could be worse
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exorcist 3 at number 1 vs army of darkness near the bottom
the third film in a horror franchise ranking
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