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Really sucks that the only billionaires left in Chicago mostly just care about politics, there’s a lot of vanity projects the city needs funding and repair money for.
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Panarin wanting to leave the Rangers because he wanted to go to a team that will “win” just to go to a team who hasn’t won a single game this season yet
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The Packers offense is just
1 yard run
-1 yard run
20 yard pass to the most open receiver you’ve ever seen in your life
Not A Potato Chip 🇺🇦 retweeted
> Castro on this list
Replying to @X_Global_tv
I never met Hitler, Mussolini, Castro or Putin but I know they all are the worst of humanity by their awful actions against humanity.
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Elizabeth Holmes denying she did anything wrong was crazy. She should have Denied Nothing
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If I was getting tortured and some dumbass next to me on the rack was saying some shit like “in a thousand agonies I exist!!” I’d immediately snitch. Guard this man is finding catharsis and meaning through suffering. 10 hot lashes and also cut his penis off. Annoying motherfucker
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driving back to chicago, in unscenic indiana, morale at its nadir, fatigue taking hold. then bam. central time. a whole hour of your life back. just the invigoration you need to get thru the drive
Not A Potato Chip 🇺🇦 retweeted
If there's one thing women love it's when you show them "one of the most famous comedy routines of all time" and interrogate them on whether or not they understand why it's funny
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pulling a galumphs-esque scheme to protect my mother from ever hearing about this
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary.
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
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Well, just got fired for posting about politics. It sucks man.
My boss is a Hegelian and he saw me critiquing the Absolute Spirit. He called me an ultra and told me to clean out my desk.












































