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NUFC, aka Jaissle’s sausage swinging mags

Newcastle upon Tyne
Joined May 2026
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Sean Neave has scored the same amount of league goals in 7mins tonight as #NUFC's current strikers combined this season.
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Lisa I just packed Neymar we chillin
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Replying to @NUFCMurph
P.A.R.D.O jk 😂
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NUFCElliot retweeted
That pass from Nico btw 🤤
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NUFCElliot retweeted
Would much rather spend £80 Million on Nico Gonzalez than Sandro Tonali.
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Never forget the Premier League called an emergency meeting because we were linked in the paper with a loan move for Ruben Neves 😆 #Nufc
We are pleased to confirm the signing of Promise David from Royale Union Saint-Gilloise on a season-long loan. 🇨🇦 The deal includes an obligation to buy should certain criteria be met. 🤝

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NUFCElliot retweeted
Each Premier League clubs net spend this summer… Newcastle & Aston Villa bottom, they don’t want us to compete. #NUFC #AVFC
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Newcastle United are working on a deal for Benfica full-back Amar Dedic. The 23-year-old has a release clause of €50m (£42.7m, $57.7m), but there is an expectation that a fee of substantially less could be agreed upon. More from @ChrisDHWaugh and @MarioCortegana ⬇️ bit.ly/4gdTF08
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NUFCElliot retweeted
I was thinking something like… Someday you will find him Running down the left sideee It’s our champagne Bazoumana, watch him flyyy
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NUFCElliot retweeted
Great to see everyone else is catching up with what I revealed two weeks ago 👏👏
Been VERY reliably told Newcastle United will NOT be signing Zadok Yohanna 🇮🇪or Victor Munoz 🇪🇸 ❌
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NUFCElliot retweeted
That’s like saying “you don’t give me messi, i have almiron instead”
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Hello. Hello. 👋🇫🇷
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🔴⚪️🚨: Been VERY reliably told Rio Ngumoha is FURIOUS Liverpool are attempting to block his dream move to Bayern Munich More to follow.
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There’s no place like home 🖤🤍
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NUFCElliot retweeted
🚨 #NUFC have held talks with Monaco over a move for 22-year old Senegal midfielder Lamine Camara, according to @MsiDouglas 🌟
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Primeiro dia em busca de um sonho 🇧🇷❤️‍🔥🙏🏽
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NUFCElliot retweeted
Everton getting £45m for a mid-table championship level player is one of the best bits of business I’ve ever seen
🚨JUST IN - Newcastle have now agreed a fee of £40m +£5m in add-ons for Anthony Gordon. They’re now discussing personal terms. [@SkySportsNews]
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