Bloody hell the leg must be long as fuck

The Simpsons was class in the 90s and should have finished there.

I am already at the point of concern where I am focussing on teams like Coventry dropping as many points as possible. Come on you Spurs #NUFC

The Tyne-Wear derby this season

Palace new manager bounce incoming next weekend #NUFC

Hundreds of millions have been spent since this post and we are still in exactly the same position 🫠 Fans can pine for Howe and get on Jaissle's back, but what chance have we got with such terrible decision making at the top of the club. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail #NUFC

Thought Pardo did alright yesterday mind. Showed he is much more suited out wide. Surprised he was getting flack last night. Be happy to see him on the wing against Palace #NUFC

We need 7 points minimum before the international break because the fixtures after that are grim. I'm hoping just one good win can get us going again. Needs to be a big shake up in personnel though. Dedic, Schar, Burn, Steur, Ramsey, Toure and Osula need to come in for me #NUFC

AI will rise up soon and destroy us all and football and #NUFC will be the least of our worries. I can't wait.

Chased out? Eddie Howe left on his own terms after finishing 12th and being in charge of an absolutely diabolical summer of recruitment alongside his nephew. For all the great times and success, he is a massive part of why we are in this mess #NUFC

All my ranting and raving tonight summed up in this post here. He needs to start giving us something to get behind sharpish #NUFC

Just make Cesc the highest paid manager in world football and give him the keys to Sean Steur #NUFC

My head has actually gone over Sean Steur. Rewarded with a man of the match performance in our last win with zero minutes whilst Joelinton and Willock stroll about the pitch in back to back defeats. Absolutely criminal #NUFC

I went from mocking Man City to now just relying on them being one of the teams that gets relegated to give us a fighting chance #NUFC

I don't have it in my to go back to the relegation battles lads. I think i'd rather just pass away #NUFC

I keep banging on about Sean Steur but it's because I am just totally confused and pissed off at his lack of minutes. The one summer signing that has looked quality and he sits on the bench whilst shite, average deadwood play week after week. Sick to fucking death of it #NUFC

We were told all week there would be a reaction to a drubbing off Coventry and we have mustered one shot on target at home & lost yet again. I am all for patience but I don't even see anything to work with or build any hope on? What on earth is the plan? I am just baffled #NUFC

Back to back defeats and ZERO minutes for the man of the match from our last win. Get fucked man. The same old deadwood getting gametime when Sean Steur is head and shoulders above the lot of them #NUFC

Not only are we shite in all areas of the pitch, but we are also just so dull. I wasn't on the edge of my seat once in the entire match. 90mins just totally passed me by. Not a clue what the plan is or how this group can even start to string results together. It's grim #NUFC

We can't defend. We can't create. We have no structure. We have no idendity. We have players out of position. We have players who shouldn't be playing. We have players on the bench who should be playing. Other than that we are looking alright #NUFC