NUFC, aka Jaissle’s sausage swinging mags
Newcastle upon Tyne
Joined May 2026
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⚽️ @talkSPORT pretty convinced across the board that #NUFC get relegated.
Not too worried about their opinions after hearing them claim Touré struggled to get into the Senegal side.
Makes sense since he's from Ivory Coast 😂
Why do West Ham’s backroom staff have a better midfield depth than Newcastle 💀
Scott Parker is set for a West Ham return after agreeing a deal to replace Nuno Espírito Santo, according to @TheAthleticFC ⚒️
The Hammers hope to have him in place for the trip to Cardiff, with Mark Noble potentially joining his backroom team.
Tbh we will & we deserve to go down with that kit
Still can’t believe that got signed off - the warning signs were there for how poorly run we are #nufc
Spandy Howe #nufc
We are pleased to announce the appointment of Tomás Amaral as the club's new Head of First Team Recruitment.
Tomás arrives with extensive experience across European football, having built a reputation for talent identification, market intelligence and strategic squad planning through roles in Portugal, Spain and Russia.
Welcome to the club, Tomás 🙌
ALT Tomás Amaral, Head of First Team Recruitment.
Has made me laugh seeing our fans moan about Nico passing sideways, after 3 years of Tonali doing it and being intercepted 50% of the time..
He's the answer against low blocks: Ramsey 10, Wissa 9 with Pardo RW. Keep Barnes LW for his finishing
Would probably go for Steur over Miley then too - loves a forward pass 👍
Sunlun announcing their record signing in Black & White? 🤣
Maybe that was the only way they could persuade Fofana to join..
Rent free
If Newcastle manage somehow to get Europe this season
The quality of player we’ll be able to pull based on this will actually be scary…
I think we've had a class window & have got an exciting season ahead ⚫️⚪️
But I'm still finding it hard to get excited knowing I have to see us play in that god awful kit another 20 odd times 😭
🎶 Ok new #nufc chant for Pardo to the chorus of Fernando by ABBA:
When you’re running up and down the wing, the geordies sing oh Pardooo
Cut inside and whip one in the bin, the geordies win, oh Pardooo
Thoughts? 🤣 @Memecastle_Utd @JoelBlandSport
