@Lisa26LA
 Los Angeles
Joined January 2011
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"Your party enters the cave of mystery What do you do?" "Kill myself" "Ryan, you're really ruining our D&D sessions" "Just give me the dice"
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The holidays are officially over...
This new iPhone is not as exciting as I thought it would be but that could just be the depression talking.
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If you don't count the next four agonizingly soul-crushing days, the weekend's almost here!
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Phil Hartman would have turned 66 today. Jack Handey explains why he was so great: slate.com/blogs/browbeat/201… via @BrowBeat
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Paul@Paulmay01824 Sep 2014
Peed on a pregnancy test and two lines appeared. Also, it was a drug test. And a "Dip 'Em Stick" (cherry.) I'm bored.
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Just stepped outside to enjoy this beautiful day.
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smug lemur@Smug_Lemur29 Jul 2014
I said let's run away together. Except not together. Just you. You run away. I'll stay here.
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On the way to SDCC
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Doug Benson
@DougBenson28 May 2014
The driver of the car I'm in likes smooth jazz and hard breaking.
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Happy Mr. T's Birthday everyone.
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Tram tour!
I just met a woman who told me she had "trouble keeping weight on" in times of stress. I ate her.
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RETWEET if you’re a little excited for @billyeichner to be back on #ParksandRec tomorrow.
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We're only 1 generation away from people actually being named "Broseph".
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Don Swan@TheSwanDon17 Mar 2014
My food pyramid is actually a sphere and it's filled with Macaroni and Cheese.
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