The Amazon delivery man and I have set the date for our wedding.

The upside down “M,” are they in dire danger or grave distress? If someone has tampered with the Diet Coke machine I’m suiting up!

I’m aging like a fine box wine.

My cardio level can best be described as “tenderizing veal.”

When you move to Oregon, the Chamber of Commerce gifts you a flannel shirt.

My yoga position is downward, ever downward, down some more…almost there…dog.

I just spent $30 at Whole Foods. I hope I enjoy my apple.

‘When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie” ….put the gummies away.

I’m thinking this Taylor Swift will be pretty good once she gets her name out there.

We made Mother Nature “turn this car around” and she has had it “up to HERE!”

“When will this end?”

“Going on my morning run” is the only real exercise I get. The fact I’m running through the McDonalds drive through is a mere technicality.