Flying in bluer skies these days.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2010
I've done my part to combat racism by replacing the General Lee with the Jerry Orbach.
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It's neat that 3000 people like my painting of Max Rebo.
WENT TO A BAR AND SAW MY BOY
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Brandon Bird retweeted
If you’re a man out here defending Reggie Watts without having read the article u are simultaneously outing yourself as a) anti-woman, b) illiterate, c) too stupid to get around a paywall and d) parasocially stanning a C list comedian. Not a good look imo
Comedian and former late-night bandleader Reggie Watts is a proud ketamine enthusiast. Loved ones of his ex-girlfriend Katherine McCollough claim she became addicted to the drug through Watts’ encouragement to take a heavy array of psychedelics in the name of enlightenment. McCollough died by suicide in March. The story: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
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Brandon Bird retweeted
Conservatives are like: This image, which I had to make with AI, says a lot about reality
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p.s.: RFK should be put on trial and sentenced to death.
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This guy is the dumbest little pig man.
Replying to @ReichlinMelnick
Aaron, the 100 million is a solid figure. No conspiracy theories, just research melded with 30 years as an immigration officer mixed in with this thing called common sense
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Estimates of undocumented immigrants in the US are 11-15 million, not 100 million. This is consistent across nonpartisan & conservative sources. Pew (14M in 2023): pewresearch.org/race-and-ethni… DHS (11.6M in 2022): ohss.dhs.gov/topics/immigra… CIS (14.2M in 2025): cis.org/Report/Overall…
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Every day, a new example of how MAGAs don't understand elementary school math.
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Do you realize how cool you’d have to be to come up with Jabba The Hutt
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Hey quick question who started the war
Big anti-Trump protests by the Boomers and Gen Xers, but still no large anti-war protests by anyone.
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Who started the war *using powers the Constitution doesn't give him?* There is no distance between no kings and no war, they are the same.
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A stranger's immigration status has literally never entered my mind or caused me any concern.
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Also a great example of how AI can only iterate. What if the kid wanted to give him neon green crabclaws and crazy red rings around the eyes?
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I would like to enter into the record my old girlfriend's Christian Bale geocities page:
Film Twitter pretending Christian Bale was a well known actor before Begins is hilarious 😭
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It is also funny how none of these guys have ever realized that his development deal for a trilogy was a completion bonus.
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"Thank you for bringing Last Jedi ahead of schedule and on budget, here is some extra money to have a few meetings with us in the future."
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Trump learned how to write from reading Dr. Bonner soap screeds.
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I think it'll be cool when Greg Bovino is in jail.
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I’m not on Facebook.
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The drug to treat Alzheimers, Leqembi, requires regular MRIs of the head due to potential brain bleeds as a side effect. It is given by infusion. The multiple MRIs along with his hand bruising at regular intervals all point to him getting Lewembi infusions for Alzheimers.
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding. Reporter: Was it your brain? Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
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This sucks so fucking hard. Hook him up to some cables and power a small city with his loser energy.
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